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"You claim you acted in self-defense."
Black Belt/Yellow Belt/Green Belt/No Belt.
Joe posthumously advances to the next rank...
'You forget, I'm a blackbelt in powerpoint.'
"Ohhh... He's out all right!"
They had always thought you had to be a karate master to get a black belt. Then one day, they discovered it was the other way around.
Martial arts and clumsiness.
'Wait, Dennis, you fool! That gorilla has a black belt!'
Black belts in the ancient art of avoidance
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"This might be a stick-up...but first...do you know karate or are you just in your robe?"
'Why don't you put that little black belt thingy to good use, and karate chop me a couple of shelves for the hall closet!'
'No kidding? -- a black belt in humility?'
"Three more classes and I get my belt."
'Back off, creep. My boyfriend's got a black belt in karaoke.'
"I tried to warn you Carl, he's a 5th dan black belt in origami...!"
'Crowley has a black belt in bombing.'
The Karate Master
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"I see from your resume you have a black belt in accountancy."
"Daddy, why do you always insist on wearing your karate suit when you meet any of my new boyfriends?!"
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"You're too defensive."
"I see from your resume you have a black belt in accountancy"
"Dang! This guy's good!"
'Maybe learning karate will give me better survival instincts.'