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'Who will you be celebrating Black Friday with this year?'
"Finally! Cheap is the new black!"
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"O.K., one at a time, step forward and say, 'That's it, lady - you've blocked your last escalator.' "
Tags:lineup, lineups, witness, witnesses, escalator, escalators, rage, rages, raging, lose control, losing control, lose temper, lose your temper, losing your temper, crowd, crowds, mall, malls, shopping mall, shopping malls, shopping spree, shopping sprees, self-control, old lady, old woman, inconsiderate, disproportionate response, disproportionate responses, identify, identifies, identifying, police lineup, police lineups, cop, cops, christmas season, black friday
Turkey Black Fridays.
"Not to be outdone by 'Black Friday in July' field tests begin for 'Easter in August'."
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'Oh, I retired years ago, but between Black Friday and the internet, nobody noticed!'
Holiday Shopping on Thanksgiving?!!
Malls admit to using cell phones to track shoppers.
'It's obvious - we need more black Fridays!'
"I hate Christmas shopping."
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"You're just in time for our 'post Christmas, pre Autumn alternate Tuesday in August late season Sale!'"
'Let us give thanks - I see a great nation - roads and shops everywhere...'
"It's inevitable, Red Monday ALWAYS follows Black Friday.'
"Having an honest relationship with customers is admirable, but telling them that this sale is 'to get ride of all the crap we can't sell normally' might be a step too far!"
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"What time does the Black Friday parade begin?"
"Thanks for showing me how to grow food, but I really wanted to know where to find the best sales."
"We have no specials today, Ma'am. 'Cyber Monday' means robots are taking the orders."
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"It's a 'Black eye friday'. I got it in a fight over a 56 inch TV."
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"If there's any one lesson we've learned from the eighties, it's how to shop!"
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'Why not just serve Thanksgiving dinner in the shoe department next year and be done with it??'
Black fry day was less successful in the restaurant sector.
The trouble with 'Black Friday' is that it's usually followed by 'in the Red Monday'..."
"No, I wasn't beaten because of my political affiliation. I was trampled on Black Friday."
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