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Long tattoo on arm of man drinking coffee reads, "Born to go binge-drinking, get pierced and tattooed, then wake up the next day really annoyed at myself for being such an idiot!"
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What the hell did I do last night?
The Penguins of Las Vegas
"Curse Con Edison! Another brownout!"
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'How long have you been having these blackouts?'
Post-Super Bowl XLVII Equipment Updates.
When Shakespeare gets up early, on the wrong side of the bed of a stranger, and in a clown suit... Later that same day, he will commence work on 'The Comedy of Errors.'"
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'It feels like days!'
'Well, it looks like we all get a snow day!'
'You will be now.'
"It's time for reflection...my face in the punch bowl!"
Tags:new year, new years, new year's, new year's eve, new years eve, new year's day, new years day, reflect, reflects, reflection, reflections, drink, drinks, drinking, punch, punch bowl, punch bowls, drinker, drinkers, binge drinking, binge drinker, binge drinkers, black out, black outs, blacking out, blacks out
'Regretfully your honour- I had too much to drink at our Christmas party and have forgotten my briefs.'
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During the miner's strike, in the early 70's, everyone suffered from this complaint.
'I'm not sure what happened...someone asked me, 'what's your normal route?' then BAM! I blacked out...'
'Dear, it's better to light a candle than curse the nation's crumbling electrical grid.'
'Trust you, Filkins, to harp on the ONE TINY FLAW in the online global infrastructure.' (Technology dependent on electricty)
'How did the operation go last night?'
'Whoa! What are you doing?' Husband asks wife as she blacks out the TV.
'Can you hear me now?' - Energy Conservation
'Fill it up with last months gas. You know, the stuff that was twenty cents cheaper.'
Orchestral Manoeuvres In The Dark
In case of blackout break the glass