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"So! You've devoured your mate! Well, good for you, Olga, honey!"
"Evenin' gents - what's yer poison..?"
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Thanksgiving Turkey Trial
A streak of fear ran through the entire town upon Black Widow Bill's return.
'Sure, but will you still love me when I bite off your head and eat it?'
'This marriage proposal is quite flattering, but why exactly are you called a 'Black Widow'?'
'Can't we just get a divorce?'
'Well it's too bad you're not a black widow like me, Slyvia...'
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"It's all about perception Darling: We're more likely to find new mates as "Black Widows" than as "Black Husband-Killers"..."
Support group therapy for male black widow spiders.
Black Widow Spiders and Middle Age.
"I've been much happier since you persuaded my husband to stop being so paranoid and eat the meals I cooked him. May he rest in peace."
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"I miss my husband, he was a good provider...and tasted good!"
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Spider has thread with yo-yo at end
'Eating my husband did give me a small bit of consolation for the prenup Hell he put me through.'
'Yes, I need to move: I'm starting to have a reputation on the bachelor scene here...'
'She'll have you for breakfast, mate.'
Arthur soon came to regret getting involved in Internet dating
'Single again? What Happened?'
'I want to know where this relationship is going.'
'Listen, I'm flattered, but it's safer for you if we just stay friends...'
'Now, Mrs. Black Widow, just a few questions on your husband's health.'
'The honeymoon is over and I'm still hungry...'
'Honey, how come there's only one ticket booked for the honeymoon?'