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'How long have you been having these blackouts?'
When Shakespeare gets up early, on the wrong side of the bed of a stranger, and in a clown suit... Later that same day, he will commence work on 'The Comedy of Errors.'"
'You were unconscious for a full minute. Based on your annual salary, you just forfeited about a thousand dollars.'
'I was asked what I thought about the government's blacked-out documents. I said that I saw nothing wrong wit it...we have stocks in magic marker.'
"Warning! Consumption of alcohol whilst using your phone increases the size of the send button by 90%."
A woman censors her husbands sexual fantasy.
CENSORSHIP IS XXXXXXXXXXXX AND XXXXXXXXXXXXXX
"The blacked-out sections of my report card is information I consider classified."
"Looks like something was going on in the stone age that they didn't want the bronze age to know about."
"I just want you to know that I take privacy very seriously."