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'And finally we'd like a fresh loaf of French bread delivered every morning, deal?'
"Vote for me and the baby lives."
Tags:vote, votes, voter, voters, voting, baby, babies, infant, infants, kiss babies, kisses babies, kissing babies, politician, politicians, political candidate, political candidates, hostage, hostages, hold hostage, holding hostage, political candidate, political candidates, campaign, campaigns, presidential campaign, presidential campaigns, shameless, shamelessness, campaign speech, campaign speeches, campaigning, threat, threats, threaten, threatens, threatening, blackmail, blackmails, blackmailing, intimidate, intimidates, intimidating, intimidation
"We're running an intervention on you, Jack, but if you'll buy us a drink we'll forget about it."
"I figure if I just keep barking eventually someone will offer me hush money."
Tags:animal, animals, talking animal, talking animals, talking pet, talking pets, pet, pets, pet owner, pet owners, talking dog, talking dogs, dog, dogs, canine, canines, dog owner, dog owners, barking, annoying, quiet, peace and quiet, silence, buying silence, peace and quiet, hush money, blackmail, payoff, payoffs, extortion, kickback, kickbacks, bribe, bribes, money, wordplay, word play, play on words
'And remember: no more errors or you'll be joining Daniel in the snake pit...'
Tags:baseball, base ball, baseball player, baseball players, baseball team, baseball teams, play, players, plays, player, played, playing, punish, punishment, snake pit, snakepit, punished, punishes, error, errors, incentive, incentives, blackmail, black mail, threaten, threat, in the bleachers, bleachers, in the bleachers
'If you'll give me an advance on my allowance, I'll show you how to get the little circle around the 'a' on all your email addresses.'
"So, are we singing from the same hymnbook?"
"It's not who you know that will help you succeed. It's what you know about who you know, that you can hold over their head."
"Someone is threatening to publish photos of me drooling."
Tags:drool, drools, drooling, dog, dogs, canine, canines, pet, pets, pet dog, pet dogs, dog owner, dog owners, dog lover, dog lovers, blackmail, blackmailing, blackmailer, blackmailers, threat, threaten, threatens, threatening, drooled, magazine, magazines, scandal, scandals, celeb, celebs, celebrity, celebrities, embarrassing, embarrassment, embarrassed
"Remember, I'm only doing this one time. After that, you give me the negatives, leave town, and I never have to look at your ugly puss again!!"
Tags:wolf, wolves, wolf in sheep's clothing, wolves in sheep's clothing, disguise, disguises, disguising, blackmail, blackmails, blackmailing, favor, favors, favour, favours, sneak, sneaks, sneaking, sneaky, sneakiness, photo, photos, photograph, photographs, compromising photo, compromising photos, compromising photograph, compromising photographs, betray, betrays, betrayal, betrayals, benedict arnold
'Dear Santa, if you leave a new bike under the tree, I will give you the antidote to the poison I put in the milk. Timmy.'
"Your prostate's fine, Mr. Ridley - now I want our pin..."
'My performance review went well. Those incriminating emails I had were very useful.'
"If you want a positive outlook, you're going to have to turn you chair around."
Tags:cliff edge, threat, threats, threaten, threatening, blackmail, positive outlook, positive outlooks, optimist, optimists, optimism, bad relationship, bad relationships, marital fight, marital fights, domestic, domestics, domestic argument, domestic arguments, spousal dispute, spousal disputes, couple, couples, husband and wife, husbands and wives, marriages
Baby talk 101 - Whaaaaa! 'This is a good one. It means, 'Until my every need is met, your life will be hell'.'
'If this doesn't get them into the showroom, nothing will.' (customers following line of money.)
"Did you notice how he was interested in our sales pitch when I mentioned a bribe?"
'If I don't do my homework I'll get bad grades- I'll never get a job and won't be able to pay for your long term care. You do the maths.'
"You Democrats will never win back the red states if you keep refusing to go out with me."
Tags:red state, red states, democrat, democrats, sexual harassment, blue state, blue states, political divide, political divides, political division, political divisions, political polarization, political polarisation, date, dates, dating, pickup line, pickup lines, pick-up line, pick-up lines, blackmail, blackmails, blackmailing, retake the presidency, retake the senate, retake congress, election, elections, midterm, midterms, go out, goes out, going out, ransom, ransoms, republican, republicans, moderate, moderates, political moderate, political moderates, excuse, excuses, feminist, feminists, feminism
"I have pictures of him in his underwear."
"Blackmail has given me a confidence I've never felt before."
'Taking bribes is understandable, Senator, but you really shouldn't keep billing records.'
'Forget that! This is my lifetime get out of jail free card!'
"Well the good news is that we did save a little money by not investing in cyber crime protection...."