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'And finally we'd like a fresh loaf of French bread delivered every morning, deal?'
"Someone is threatening to publish photos of me drooling."
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'My performance review went well. Those incriminating emails I had were very useful.'
"I have pictures of him in his underwear."
"I said come alone."
"You can buy some cookies or you can be in a viral video where you crush the hopes of a sweet little girl while she weeps with disappointment. So what's it going to be?"
'Forget that! This is my lifetime get out of jail free card!'
"Well the good news is that we did save a little money by not investing in cyber crime protection...."
"I suppose I could forget...for the right price!"
"The charges of blackmail were dropped. Those pictures of the prosecutor really came in handy."
'I've been a burglar, a blackmailer, a mugger, and an armed robber, but by gosh I've never been a LAWYER!'
"For a dollar I'll clear your browser history before mom gets home."
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"Your boss called. Twenty dollars and I'll tell you how you screwed up. Fifty dollars and I'll tell you how to fix it before you call her back."
Walk away without a scratch, $10.
'I made it to the top the old-fashioned way. I recorded my ex-husband's inappropriate remarks, then blackmailed him.'
"It's not 'what you know' or 'who you know'... it's what you know about who."
'I prefer the term 'influnecer' to extortionist.'
'Before you deny my raise...my five year old can hack into your browser history.'
"Alright, I'll pay the extortion money...but only because it's a tax deduction!"
'Fine, I'll tip you, just let me out!'
"Alright, I'll pay the extortion money, but you're just lucky my accountant says it's a tax deduction."
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"Remember son. If you want to get ahead in this business, it's not what you know or who you know. It's what you know about who you know."
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"I'm not a robber! People just give me their money to thank me for not robbing them."