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'And finally we'd like a fresh loaf of French bread delivered every morning, deal?'
"Vote for me and the baby lives."
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Tips for boy with his finger in the Dike
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"We're running an intervention on you, Jack, but if you'll buy us a drink we'll forget about it."
"It's not who you know that will help you succeed. It's what you know about who you know, that you can hold over their head."
"Someone is threatening to publish photos of me drooling."
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"Remember, I'm only doing this one time. After that, you give me the negatives, leave town, and I never have to look at your ugly puss again!!"
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'Dear Santa, if you leave a new bike under the tree, I will give you the antidote to the poison I put in the milk. Timmy.'
'My performance review went well. Those incriminating emails I had were very useful.'
"Fifty bucks or it goes on YouTube!"
Baby talk 101 - Whaaaaa! 'This is a good one. It means, 'Until my every need is met, your life will be hell'.'
"Did you notice how he was interested in our sales pitch when I mentioned a bribe?"
"You Democrats will never win back the red states if you keep refusing to go out with me."
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"I have pictures of him in his underwear."
"I said come alone."
"You can buy some cookies or you can be in a viral video where you crush the hopes of a sweet little girl while she weeps with disappointment. So what's it going to be?"
'Forget that! This is my lifetime get out of jail free card!'
"Well the good news is that we did save a little money by not investing in cyber crime protection...."
"I suppose I could forget...for the right price!"
'It's not who you know or what you know that helps you succeed. It's what you know about who you know, that you can hold over their head, that will help you succeed.'
"My client, age 87, will claim age discrimination if he's not allowed to play."
'Long way down huh? Just thinking about it makes me queasy...Course if I knew there were some sugar cubes waiting for me back at the ranch, that might help settle me down.'