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At here weekly book club meeting, Donna is, again, embarrassed by the inability to control her bladder.
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book, books, club, clubs, meeting, meetings, gather, gathers, gathering, gatherings, embarrass, embarrassed, embarrasses, embarrassing, control, controls, bladder, bladders, toilet, toilets, loo, loos, unable, inability, inabilities, problem, problems, ashamed, the argyle sweater, argyle sweater'I've reached that age where I've given up on Mind Over Matter and am concentrating on Mind Over Bladder.'
it's true that replacement bladders HAVE been grown in a lab...but i don't think that will ever lead to your getting a SPARE one to help you manage your 17 pints of lager a night!
Fish school toilet protocol.
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otl, out to lunch cartoon, fish, school, potty, protocol, fish poop, pet, pets, schools, pre school, preschool, kindergarten, pre schools, preschools, wee, toilet, toilets, loo, loos, poo, hand up, hands up, put your hand up, question, questions, teacher, teachers, annoying, little boys, bladder, bladders, bathroom"Well isn't this just great. We're being back charged for our swim bladders."
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evolution, charge, charges, finance, amphibian, amphibians, business, billing, bill, bills, back charged, back charge, bladder, bladders, swim bladder, swim bladders, evolve, evolving, evolved"Look, Grandpa! The baby's got his daddy's eyes, and your bladder!"
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bladder control, bladder, bladders, bladder controls, reynolds unwrapped, urinary incontinence, bladder incontinence, baby, babies, family resemblance, old-age, old age, old-aged, old aged, oldness, family resemblances, grandparent, grandparents, granddad, granddads, grandfather, grandfathers, medical problem, medical problems'Don't be alarmed - loss of bladder control is a side effect of receiving my bill.'
"So, that's Earth. I hope it has intelligent life!"
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earth, alien, aliens, ufo, ufos, flying saucer, flying saucers, urinate, urinates, bladder, bladders, holding it, holding it in, long trip, long trips, long journey, long journeys, car trip, car trips, road trip, road trips, long distance, long distances, travelling, traveling, traveler, travelers, travellers, traveller'It's true that replacement bladders have been grown in a lab...but I don't think that will ever lead to your getting a spare one to help your manage your 17 pints of lager a night.'
'How can I put this... My bladder is not what you'd call a 'control freak'.'
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old man, old men, pensioner, pensioners, oap, oaps, bladder, bladders, bladder problem, bladder problems, control, controls, controlled, controlling, controller, controllers, control freak, control freaks, weak bladder, weak bladders, toilet, toilets, wee, wees, weeing, weed, the flying mccoys, flying mccoysAgain I'm sorry, Judith, but there's somethin' wrong with that boy, He hasn't had a drink in weeks, Yet here I am, about to stop for the 4th time so he can use the restroom,
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camel, camels, hump, humps, restroom, restrooms, bathroom, bathrooms, toilet, toilets, loo, loos, bursting, desperate, wee, wees, stop, stopping, journey, journeys, drink, drinks, drinking, judith, fed up, annoyed, annoy, annoying, rest, room, unimpressed, pain, bladder, bladders, problem, the argyle sweater, argyle sweater"That should attract every over 60s cruise ship, in the area."
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pensioner, pensioners, senior citizen, senior citizens, oap, oaps, old age, old-age, cruise, cruises, cruise ship, cruise ships, cruiseship, cruiseships, tourist attraction, tourist attractions, tourist destination, tourist destinations, rescue, rescues, incontinence, urinary incontinence, bladder control, bladder controls, bladder, bladders, castaway, castaways, shipwrecked, desert island, desert islandsDoctor recommending patient for judiciary
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deaf, hear, hearing, bladder, weak, weak bladder, weak bladders, bladders, sense of humour, jury, judiciary, recommend, recommended, doctor, doctors'One more trip to the restroom, Smathers,and I'm revoking your water bottle privileges.'
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hydration, hydrated, hydrate, water bottle, water bottles, privilege, privileges, restroom, restrooms, bathroom, bathrooms, revoke, revoked, revoking, toilet, toilets, break, breaks, boardroom, boardrooms, board, boards, office job, office worker, bladder, bladders'You have unmitigated gallstones.'
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solid, gallstone, gallstones, diagnose, diagnosed, diagnoses, diagnosis, diagnosing, x-ray, x-rays, x ray, x rays, xray, xrays, unmitigated, gallbladder, gallbladders, bladder, bladders, ill, illness, illnesses, sick, sickness, sicknesses