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At here weekly book club meeting, Donna is, again, embarrassed by the inability to control her bladder.
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'I've reached that age where I've given up on Mind Over Matter and am concentrating on Mind Over Bladder.'
it's true that replacement bladders HAVE been grown in a lab...but i don't think that will ever lead to your getting a SPARE one to help you manage your 17 pints of lager a night!
'You have a bladder infection.'
Fish school toilet protocol.
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'Try to become as active as your bladder.'
"Well isn't this just great. We're being back charged for our swim bladders."
'Here's the bastard now and he's carrying our Maude's bladder.'
You Are Here - Pampoos
"Look, Grandpa! The baby's got his daddy's eyes, and your bladder!"
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"There he goes again."
'Don't be alarmed - loss of bladder control is a side effect of receiving my bill.'
Balloon toilet breaks.
"So, that's Earth. I hope it has intelligent life!"
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'It's true that replacement bladders have been grown in a lab...but I don't think that will ever lead to your getting a spare one to help your manage your 17 pints of lager a night.'
"Doctor, I'm worried that baby Jones still hasn't urinated!!"
'How can I put this... My bladder is not what you'd call a 'control freak'.'
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'Just don't give him any water before bed. It goes straight through him.'
Again I'm sorry, Judith, but there's somethin' wrong with that boy, He hasn't had a drink in weeks, Yet here I am, about to stop for the 4th time so he can use the restroom,
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"That should attract every over 60s cruise ship, in the area."
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'My problem is much bigger than I thought.'
Doctor recommending patient for judiciary
New game - Aches and Bladders (Suitable for 70+).
'One more trip to the restroom, Smathers,and I'm revoking your water bottle privileges.'
'You have unmitigated gallstones.'