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An executioner practices beheading with his son on a tee-ball.
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Crap from the future.
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Artist Uses Fencing Skills To Create Abstract Pieces
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"Hey, check it out. Number 11. Now let's make an X. Then a T. Isn't this fun?"
"It can cut through anything ... well, almost anything. There still is governmental red tape."
'Well, it looks like it fell right out of the sky. But no use letting them go to waste. Let's all grab as many as we can and finish the race.'
Oh, good - Looks like the doctor's in.
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'And the Oscar goes to....'
'Now, do you believe in evolution?'
'But without my beard I'm just a naked face.'
Don Quixote attacks a windmill.
"It's going to be my revolutionary triple blade design"
'One day we will look back and realise these were the best days of our lives.'
'So, what have we learnt here? We do not have knife fights on the bouncy castle!'
'The queen loves crinkle cut veggies.'
Inventor of the First Ceiling Fan: 'Almost There.'
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Balloons holding up ice skater.
Land of the Average Sized Cows!
'Dude, no wonder you had such a hard time climbing these rocks. You forgot to take your rollerblades off.'