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Trump's scapegoat bingo
"I don't bug you about your catnip. Don't bug me about my Martinis."
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'I'm feigning ignorance.'
'And this nurse Jenkins...who we'll be blaming if the hospital kills your husband...'
'We wouldn't dream of blaming you...'
A businessman walks past two boxes stuck to the wall in an office; one is labeled "Suggestions" and is empty while the other is labeled "Blame" and is stuffed to the brim.
Office Canteen: 'Getting in a consultant is win-win for us... we'll get the credit if it's a success - but, if it all goes wrong, we've got someone else to blame!'
'When I was hired, the boss asked if I could handle a job with lots of accountability, and like an idiot, I said 'Yes!''
See No Virus, Hear No Virus, Take No Responsibility
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"The computer in the main office says you need to be fired but it didn't say why."
"For someone who believes in personal responsibility, you spend a lot of time blaming government."
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"What difference does it make WHOSE fault it was?"
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Theories Of Everything: 'Everything would be perfect if I had a dirt bike.'
"Please stop putting this on my desk."
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"Blindly following market trends generally works for me, but when it doesn't, I blame computer trading."
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"Whoa, whoa – for all I know you contaminated the sample."
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"To be honest, I inherited this mess."
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"This Tyler project is going nowhere. Let's bring in more people so we can further spread the blame."
"I'd like the Court to remember that my client only got into counterfeiting to counteract what he felt was an overly restrictive monetary policy on the part of the Fed."
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"I never had a problem before those goddam Bob Dole ads."
'We wouldn't dream of blaming you...'
"It's not the mistake you make that's important. It's how you shift the blame."
"It's the poor artist who blames his crayons."
'Well, if no one is willing to take responsibility for it, we'll blame it on climate change.'