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"I don't bug you about your catnip. Don't bug me about my Martinis."
Tags:catnip, cat nip, drug problem, drug problems, drinking problem, drinking problems, alcoholic, alcoholics, blame, blames, blame game, blame games, hypocrite, hypocrites, hypocrisy, martini, martinis, pester, pesters, pestering, intervention, interventions, lash out, lashes out, lashing out, dog, dogs, cat, cats, pet, pets, nag, nags, nagging, annoy, annoyed, annoying
Joe's Weight Gain: 'Sweat-pants make you fat.'
'And this nurse Jenkins...who we'll be blaming if the hospital kills your husband...'
'We wouldn't dream of blaming you...'
"Don't look at me. I'm just the gay friend."
Tags:obnoxious, obnoxious behavior, child, children, tantrum, tantrums, kid, kids, public space, public spaces, blame, blames, blameless, blamelessness, absolve, absolves, absolving, glare, glares, glaring, shift blame, shifts blame, shifting blame, parent, parents, parenting, restaurant, restaurants, meltdown, meltdowns, melting down, melts down, smash, smashes, smashing, plates, freakout, freakouts, brat, brats, bratty, childish, childishness, childish behaviour, childish behavior, discipline, disciplines, disciplining, lax parenting
"Gee, we have had the most awful luck with this room!"
Tags:bad luck, awful luck, curse, curses, cursed, hotel room, hotel rooms, homicide, homicides, murder, murders, murder victim, murder victims, bad room, bad rooms, room, rooms, kill, kills, killing, killer, killers, blame, blames, blaming, superstition, superstitions, superstitious, superstitiousness, luck, lucky, unlucky
"Staring holes in me probably increases your risk of stroke."
Tags:stroke, strokes, risk, risks, medical risk, medical risks, glare, glares, glaring, frown, frowns, negative, negatives, negativity, negative outlook, deflect, deflects, risk factor, risk factors, healthy lifestyle, healthy lifestyles, blame, blames, doghouse, in the doghouse, spouse, spouses, wife, wives, husband, husbands, guilt, guilty
"Well, he didn't get that kind of language from me!"
Tags:language, bad language, ventriloquist, ventriloquists, ventriloquism, bad language, swear, swears, swearing, curse, curses, cursing, dummy, dummies, parent, parents, parenting, repeat, repeats, repeating, repetition, bad habit, bad habits, blame, blames, blameless, mother, mothers, father, fathers, spouse, spouses, comedian, comedians
"I suppose we have Judge Judy to thank for all this."
"Jeez, did we ever goof!"
Tags:execute, executes, executing, executioner, executioners, martyr, martyrs, religious martyr, religious martyrs, capital punishment, death penalty, blunder, blunders, prophet, prophets, divine, divinity, bless, blesses, blessing, blessings, angel, angels, afterlife, afterlives, judgement day, judgment day, mistake, mistakes, goof, goofs, pious, piety, believer, believers, god's will, sin, sins, sinning, sinner, sinners, saint, saints, martyred, blame, blames, blaming, god's wrath
An executive walks the plank during a boardroom meeting.
Tags:ceo, ceos, c.e.o., c.e.o.s, walk the plank, walks the plank, walking the plank, executive, executives, boardroom, boardrooms, boardroom meeting, boardroom meetings, meeting, meetings, meeting table, meeting tables, pirate, pirates, 800 pound gorilla, 800 lb gorilla, fall on your sword, falling on your sword, sacrifice, sacrifices, blame, blames, blaming, scapegoat, scapegoats, scapegoating, business meeting, business meetings, shark-infested waters
Tags:self-help, blame game, blame games, blame-game, blame-games, blame, blames, casting blame, assigning blame, childhood trauma, childhood traumas, mother issues, mummy issues, daddy issues, daddy issue, therapist, therapists, shrink, shrinks, psychoanalysis, psychoanalyst, psychoanalysts, psychiatrist, psychiatrists, self-service, self service, self serving, self-serving
"Me? I thought you were raising them."
Tags:adults, adulthood, parents, parent, parenting, parenthood, parental, child, childhood, kid, kids, motherhood, fatherhood, helicopter parent, helicopter parents, neglect, neglected, neglectful, modern, modern life, modernity, distract, distracted, distractions, married, married life, blame, blaming, blames, i thought you, young parent, young parents, new parents, new parent
"I never had a problem before those goddam Bob Dole ads."
'We wouldn't dream of blaming you...'
'Baxter! I should have known I'd find you by the water cooler!'
Tags:marooned, maroon, desert, deserts, thirsty, thirst, dying, dies, die, dead, died, dying of thirst, water cooler, office worker, office workers, slacking, slacker, slack, slacks, boss, work, worker, workers, working, missing the point, blame, blaming, blames, blamed, the flying mccoys, flying mccoys
'Well, if no one is willing to take responsibility for it, we'll blame it on climate change.'
The Blame Game 5 to 7
"What kind of idiot gets suckered into something like that?"
Tags:sucker, suckers, suckering, suckered, swindle, swindles, swindling, con, cons, con artist, con artists, three-card monty, guess, guesses, guessing game, guessing games, gamble, gambles, gambler, gamblers, gambling addict, gambling addicts, hypocrite, hypocrites, blame, blames, blaming, self-examine, examined life, examined lives, loser, losers, insult, insults, insulting
A caveman with a bow and arrow shoots at a cranky mammoth but points at his friend who is holding a spear.
'Germaine, what did you do with my desk?'
"Blame culture...who is reponsible for this?" "Him..him..him...her..."
'I'm not here to blame. I'm here to help others blame.'
"Hey, we'd fight to the last Spartan if this rain would let up."
"Let's go back to the scenario in which none of this is my fault."
Tags:hypothetical, hypothetical scenario, hypothetical scenarios, blame, blames, blaming, scapegoat, scapegoats, scapegoating, blame game, responsible, responsibility, avoid responsibility, avoiding responsibility, fault, faults, at fault, meeting, meetings, irresponsible, irresponsibility, hypothetical, hypotheticals