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Joe's Weight Gain: 'Sweat-pants make you fat.'
'We wouldn't dream of blaming you...'
'And this nurse Jenkins...who we'll be blaming if the hospital kills your husband...'
"Gee, we have had the most awful luck with this room!"
Tags:bad luck, awful luck, curse, curses, cursed, hotel room, hotel rooms, homicide, homicides, murder, murders, murder victim, murder victims, bad room, bad rooms, room, rooms, kill, kills, killing, killer, killers, blame, blames, blaming, superstition, superstitions, superstitious, superstitiousness, luck, lucky, unlucky
A businessman walks past two boxes stuck to the wall in an office; one is labeled "Suggestions" and is empty while the other is labeled "Blame" and is stuffed to the brim.
Office Canteen: 'Getting in a consultant is win-win for us... we'll get the credit if it's a success - but, if it all goes wrong, we've got someone else to blame!'
"If it weren't for you, I would have conquered the world by now."
"I suppose we have Judge Judy to thank for all this."
"For someone who believes in personal responsibility, you spend a lot of time blaming government."
Tags:thanks obama, government, politics, political, blame, blame game, blaming, excuses, excuse, making excuses, personal responsibility, called out, calling his bluff, bluff, bluffing, scapegoat, republicans, libertarians, democrats, independents, party, parties, social, socialize, socialise, gathering, get together
"Jeez, did we ever goof!"
Tags:execute, executes, executing, executioner, executioners, martyr, martyrs, religious martyr, religious martyrs, capital punishment, death penalty, blunder, blunders, prophet, prophets, divine, divinity, bless, blesses, blessing, blessings, angel, angels, afterlife, afterlives, judgement day, judgment day, mistake, mistakes, goof, goofs, pious, piety, believer, believers, god's will, sin, sins, sinning, sinner, sinners, saint, saints, martyred, blame, blames, blaming, god's wrath
An executive walks the plank during a boardroom meeting.
Tags:ceo, ceos, c.e.o., c.e.o.s, walk the plank, walks the plank, walking the plank, executive, executives, boardroom, boardrooms, boardroom meeting, boardroom meetings, meeting, meetings, meeting table, meeting tables, pirate, pirates, 800 pound gorilla, 800 lb gorilla, fall on your sword, falling on your sword, sacrifice, sacrifices, blame, blames, blaming, scapegoat, scapegoats, scapegoating, business meeting, business meetings, shark-infested waters
Theories Of Everything: 'Everything would be perfect if I had a dirt bike.'
"Me? I thought you were raising them."
Tags:adults, adulthood, parents, parent, parenting, parenthood, parental, child, childhood, kid, kids, motherhood, fatherhood, helicopter parent, helicopter parents, neglect, neglected, neglectful, modern, modern life, modernity, distract, distracted, distractions, married, married life, blame, blaming, blames, i thought you, young parent, young parents, new parents, new parent
"I never had a problem before those goddam Bob Dole ads."
"I'd like the Court to remember that my client only got into counterfeiting to counteract what he felt was an overly restrictive monetary policy on the part of the Fed."
Tags:court, courts, courtroom, courtrooms, trial, trials, legal system, justice system, law, laws, legal, judge, judges, lawyer, lawyers, counselor, counselors, counsellors, counsellors, attorney, attorneys, solicitor, solicitors, barrister, barristers, legal counsel, defence, defense, defendant, defendants, client, clients, reminder, reminders, reminding, crime, counterfeiting, counterfeiter, counterfeiters, money, counterfeit money, monetary policy, fiscal policy, economics, economy, restrictive, strict, limiting, government, governments, politics, fed, feds, federal government, federal governments, excuse, excuses, blame, blaming, blame game
"I have only my selfie to blame."
Tags:selfie, selfies, social media, social-media, internet, mistake, mistakes, photo, photos, photograph, photographs, scandal, scandals, politics, politician, politicians, cell phone, cell, cells, phone, phones, smartphone, smartphones, technologies, share, sharing, blame, blaming, millennial, millenials
'Baxter! I should have known I'd find you by the water cooler!'
Tags:marooned, maroon, desert, deserts, thirsty, thirst, dying, dies, die, dead, died, dying of thirst, water cooler, office worker, office workers, slacking, slacker, slack, slacks, boss, work, worker, workers, working, missing the point, blame, blaming, blames, blamed, the flying mccoys, flying mccoys
"It's the poor artist who blames his crayons."
'Well, if no one is willing to take responsibility for it, we'll blame it on climate change.'
"Look, I'm not blaming you. I'm just suing you."
Tags:court, courts, courtroom, courtrooms, trial, trials, legal system, justice system, law, laws, legal, judge, judges, lawyer, lawyers, counselor, counselors, counsellors, counsellors, attorney, attorneys, solicitor, solicitors, barrister, barristers, legal counsel, blame, blaming, blame game, sue, suing, lawsuit, lawsuits, litigation, litigious, money
"I decided to take a calculated risk but Hayward did the calculations."
The Blame Game 5 to 7
"What kind of idiot gets suckered into something like that?"
Tags:sucker, suckers, suckering, suckered, swindle, swindles, swindling, con, cons, con artist, con artists, three-card monty, guess, guesses, guessing game, guessing games, gamble, gambles, gambler, gamblers, gambling addict, gambling addicts, hypocrite, hypocrites, blame, blames, blaming, self-examine, examined life, examined lives, loser, losers, insult, insults, insulting
'Germaine, what did you do with my desk?'
A caveman with a bow and arrow shoots at a cranky mammoth but points at his friend who is holding a spear.