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"It's her first bench-clearing brawl."
'It's OK if you want to live your sports dreams vicariously through your son, Mr. Wagner. But you'll have to do it from the bleachers.'
"But what if the guy in the bleachers is right? What if I do suck?"
"Mom, dad, how do you expect me to win if my parents can't rant and rave better than that? I wanna see you go completly berserk with an insane tantrum. Let's try it again."
'Hey, hey, hey!'
'Hey, you!... Yeah, you! We need support! Let's hear some noise!'
'Wow. I just can't decide. ... OK, I guess I'll go with the peanuts.'
Foam finger gets stuck up a foam nose.
"Just our luck, out of all the seats we get the ones in front of the whooping cranes!"
'Whoa! Don't try to be a hero. It's too late for Dan, but let this be a lesson...'
Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Clean *Editors note: Do not drink Mr. Clean.
'That was Colonel Mustard. He'd like a mop, some bleach and several large trash bags brought to the conservatory right away.'
A small chicken lurks in a box seat of the theatre - The Bantam of the Opera