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"It's a great school, but it wasn't my first choice."
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Tags:college, colleges, university, universities, hybrid, hybrids, combination, combinations, combine, combines, combining, oil and water, ballet, ballets, blend, blends, blending, unlikely, starving artist, starving artists, ballet, ballerina, ballerinas, technology, doctor, doctors, hairstylist, hairstylists, cosmetology, cosmetologist, cosmetologists
Under the Radar
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'My ability to adapt is the key to my success.'
"I haven't gotten as much done, but I've had a lot more energy ever since I replaced Gloria with a smoothie."
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In the Works: Eurocheese, Eurobread, Eurowine.
Tags:european union, cheese, cheeses, bread, breads, wine, wines, combination, combinations, combine, combines, eurozone, eurozones, culture, cultures, multiculturalism, multicultural, melting pot, melting pots, blend, blends, blending, euro, euros, eu, difference, differences, different culture, different cultures, euroskeptic, euroskeptics, eurosceptic, eurosceptics, sceptic, sceptics, skeptic, skeptics
"Congrats! It's a spork."
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'I like to puree before I crunch the numbers.'
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'Ok, I came up with a new name for my invention. Now it's called the cyclone cylinder!'
At the Hamilton Beach company mixer.
"Other than leaving the lid off the blender, I think my first smoothie went rather well!"
"Hagstrom, knock it off. You simply don't fit the board of director's office."
Tags:obesity, obese, fat shaming, fat, fat person, fat people, obese person, obese people, fitting in, blending, office politics, office hierarchy, corporate politics, corporate hierarchy, promotion, promotions, newly promoted, promoted, corporate ladder, corporate ladders, director's office, directors' office
"You're not from around here...are you?"
'It's a new blend I recently discovered: finely ground hundred dollar bills for wealth, shredded pages from Deepak Chopra's latest book for wisdom and orange pekoe for taste!'
'And this is how we make the house blend.'
'I know you're in a hurry, so I ran all the leftovers through the blender.'
'I put the cake in the blender because I wanted a glass of cake.'
'Your blender makes good lemonade, Mom. Now, can we make some alphabet soup with your word processor.'
'And ask the chef to run his blender as he cooks that steak. My doctor has put me on a liquid diet.'
Cooking with mum.
"I'm glad I'm all white to blend in with the environment unlike those other idiots."
Tags:penguin, penguins, bird, birds, natural habitat, natural habitats, habitat, habitats, penguin colony, penguin colonies, emperor penguin, emperor penguins, penguins species, wildlife, natural environment, blending, disguise, disguises, camouflage, camouflaged, camouflages, snow, snowfall, snowfalls, snow fall, snow falls