Blending In Cartoons and Comics

"Let's try it. We won't tell them we're flies."

New employee has been waiting over eight years to be given job description.

"Actually, I'm not Mr. Wintraub. I'm just sort of taking over for a while."

Under the Radar

Woodwork Clothes: For people who want blend in.

"I'm looking for something that won't say anything about me."

"Didn't Mommy and Daddy tell you the other children would play with you if you wore your Halloween costumes?!"

A Poem about Sand

"It's the one night of the year he can go out without his mask and costume!"

A shark surfs along behind a human surfer.

"Somehow or other he keeps spotting us!"

Bat in the closet

"A word to the wise, Louise. Mr. Herrick is a miracle of protective coloration."

Bland. Please Help.

'Jehovah's Witness Protection Programme.'

"I wish you could have thought up warmer disguises."

"Underneath this placid Brooks Brother facade, I'm up to my neck in some excellent biker tattoos."

'Can you wear something quieter than those old corduroys?'

"What do you say—just this once—we go out and trick or treat?"

"Eventually, people are going to notice our casaba melon's not getting any bigger."

"Notice that, once the twentysomething men enter the environment, the chameleon instantly develops an opinion on David Foster Wallace."

'I'm looking for a business suit, in a color that will let me blend in.'

"I know you hate these parties. Just do your best to blend in."

Fake Tattoo T-shirt

"Hello - anyone about?"