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"Jeez, did we ever goof!"
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"And may you also bless the bounty we are about to receive from that convenience store over there."
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That New-Time Religion
'God damn you.'
Corporate Leaders Gather In A Field Outside Darien, Connecticut, Where One Of Them Claims To Have Seen The Invisible Hand Of The Marketplace
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Bless me father, for I have sinned...my brother did it.'
'God bless daddy, mommy, sis and that golf course I bought with dad's credit card.'
Blessed are the pacemakers.
'God bless mommy, daddy, spot, and that sports car I bought off the Internet with daddy's credit card.'
'Hold it right there, fella.'
Will this one count my blessings and display them one by one?
Thanksgiving Ducks - thankful we're not turkeys.
The Blessing of the Pasta at Trattoria Del Vaticano
"And God bless Mr. Chu's Szechuan Palace."
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"I sympathize with how important it is to you, John... but I simply can't bless your lure!"
'Bless this spinach and bless this squash, and bless Mom and Dad except for their green thumbs.'
The most popular Sunday at St Clive's was always the annual 'Blessing of the Smartphones' service.
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"The preacher kept blessing us at our wedding. Each time he saw Eddie he said 'Holy cow!'"
'Sure. She didn't give us any homework over Thanksgiving, but she knows we'll be counting our blessings.'