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"Henceforth, let us set aside this date as a day of thanksgiving!"
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"And to those of you who did contribute to the church fund—our blessings."
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"I was bless with a sense of entitlement."
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"Jeez, did we ever goof!"
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'I proved that when you start to count your blessings, you find that they're infinite.'
"Height has nothing to do with it, Arnie. I just can't imagine myself with a man who doesn't know the broche for hors d'euvres."
'The survival of this patient is a true testimony to the blessing of modern science.'
That New-Time Religion
"Thank you, Lord, for reminding me to count my blessings."
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"It's one of our local customs—the annual blessing of the lawnmowers."
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'God damn you.'
Bless me father, for I have sinned...my brother did it.'
'Right now I'm counting the blessings that we owe to Uncle Sam.'
"Do we have your blessing?"
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Blessed are the pacemakers.
'Bless this food we are about to receive, all except the broccoli. Bless the apple pie twice.'
Father drags the bride away from from the groom while holding a tape.
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'God bless mommy, daddy, spot, and that sports car I bought off the Internet with daddy's credit card.'
'Hold it right there, fella.'
"Aren't you going to say 'Gesundheit'?"
"When I can't sleep I don't count sheep I count my blessings."
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