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"Henceforth, let us set aside this date as a day of thanksgiving!"
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"I was bless with a sense of entitlement."
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"And to those of you who did contribute to the church fund—our blessings."
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"Jeez, did we ever goof!"
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'I proved that when you start to count your blessings, you find that they're infinite.'
"And may you also bless the bounty we are about to receive from that convenience store over there."
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"Height has nothing to do with it, Arnie. I just can't imagine myself with a man who doesn't know the broche for hors d'euvres."
'The survival of this patient is a true testimony to the blessing of modern science.'
That New-Time Religion
"Thank you, Lord, for reminding me to count my blessings."
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"It's one of our local customs—the annual blessing of the lawnmowers."
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'God damn you.'
'Right now I'm counting the blessings that we owe to Uncle Sam.'
'Bless this food we are about to receive, all except the broccoli. Bless the apple pie twice.'
Father drags the bride away from from the groom while holding a tape.
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'God bless mommy, daddy, spot, and that sports car I bought off the Internet with daddy's credit card.'
'Hold it right there, fella.'
"Aren't you going to say 'Gesundheit'?"
"When I can't sleep I don't count sheep I count my blessings."
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Child praying - asks god to bless his family and the new motorbike he's bought with his father's credit card.
"With the wearing of this mystic talisman, you will never be plagued by any of the minor ailments usually handled by over-the-counter drugs!"
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Man sees church sign: 'Recount Your Blessings'
'I didn't think friday was such a big deal when I created it. Why is everybody always thanking me for it?'