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"I can't cook, but I can pay."
"Jane Goodall said you were lots of fun."
"But enough about the dollar. Let's talk about me!"
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"In my ad, I lied about my age."
"When I tell a story your tail wags in all the wrong places."
"Do you really care or are you just being a good listener?"
Dan, Carla's interests include brooding over failed relationships and fending off her mother's pleas for grandchildren. Carla, Dan is terrified of commitment and has a negative bank balance."
"I'd invite you up, but I'm trying to preserve the crime scene."
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"She says you sound like 'fun'!"
"So, … do you prefer possum or opossum?''
"I'm not going to say any more, Francis. It's your face, and it was your mustache."
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'When I said in my on-line profile that I was athletic, I meant that I like watching sports!'
"It's not supposed to be a beard or a moustache. It's stubble!"
From the moment his blind date showed up, the Count knew it wasn't going to work out.
"Boys meet the girls. Girls meet the boys. . ."
"I've never been one to reveal myself in Tiny Glimpses."
"Everything he says comes straight form the communal joke pool."
"I feel like I have all this anger inside but no one special to share it with."
"You don't sound anything like your e-mail."
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"I know pain, Jessica. I've had my ear pierced."
'You said you lived in a gated community.'
"Well, I guess if breathing through your mouth has kept you alive this far..."
"What I don't like about the military is all the emphasis on winning."
"I know it's weird, but I'm attracted to women my own age."
"Frances tells me you're a communications major."
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