Blind Dates Cartoons and Comics

"I can't cook, but I can pay."

"Jane Goodall said you were lots of fun."

"But enough about the dollar. Let's talk about me!"

"In my ad, I lied about my age."

"When I tell a story your tail wags in all the wrong places."

"Do you really care or are you just being a good listener?"

Dan, Carla's interests include brooding over failed relationships and fending off her mother's pleas for grandchildren. Carla, Dan is terrified of commitment and has a negative bank balance."

"I'd invite you up, but I'm trying to preserve the crime scene."

"She says you sound like 'fun'!"

"So, … do you prefer possum or opossum?''

"I'm not going to say any more, Francis. It's your face, and it was your mustache."

'When I said in my on-line profile that I was athletic, I meant that I like watching sports!'

"It's not supposed to be a beard or a moustache. It's stubble!"

From the moment his blind date showed up, the Count knew it wasn't going to work out.

"Boys meet the girls. Girls meet the boys. . ."

"I've never been one to reveal myself in Tiny Glimpses."

"Everything he says comes straight form the communal joke pool."

"I feel like I have all this anger inside but no one special to share it with."

"You don't sound anything like your e-mail."

"I know pain, Jessica. I've had my ear pierced."

'You said you lived in a gated community.'

"Well, I guess if breathing through your mouth has kept you alive this far..."

"What I don't like about the military is all the emphasis on winning."

"I know it's weird, but I'm attracted to women my own age."

"Frances tells me you're a communications major."