Blind Dates Cartoons and Comics

"I can't cook, but I can pay."

"Jane Goodall said you were lots of fun."

"But enough about the dollar. Let's talk about me!"

"In case there aren't any sparks, I loaded up on actual fireworks."

"In my ad, I lied about my age."

"When I tell a story your tail wags in all the wrong places."

"Do you really care or are you just being a good listener?"

Dan, Carla's interests include brooding over failed relationships and fending off her mother's pleas for grandchildren. Carla, Dan is terrified of commitment and has a negative bank balance."

"I'd invite you up, but I'm trying to preserve the crime scene."

First date with an emoticon

"I can't tell you how much this means coming from you."

"She says you sound like 'fun'!"

"I don't take off the mask until the third date."

"So, … do you prefer possum or opossum?''

"I'm not going to say any more, Francis. It's your face, and it was your mustache."

'When I said in my on-line profile that I was athletic, I meant that I like watching sports!'

"It's not supposed to be a beard or a moustache. It's stubble!"

From the moment his blind date showed up, the Count knew it wasn't going to work out.

"Boys meet the girls. Girls meet the boys. . ."

"I've never been one to reveal myself in Tiny Glimpses."

"Everything he says comes straight form the communal joke pool."

"I feel like I have all this anger inside but no one special to share it with."

"You don't sound anything like your e-mail."

"I know pain, Jessica. I've had my ear pierced."

'You said you lived in a gated community.'