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From the moment his blind date showed up, the Count knew it wasn't going to work out.
'You said you lived in a gated community.'
"You like long walks in electrical storms too? Wow! We get a charge out of the same things."
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"So how did the date go?"
'When you mentioned you were a sea cow, I wasn't expecting this.'
Carbon dating. It sounds a lot more fun than it is.
It was the first blind date she'd been on where she wished she was actually blind.
Cards Blind Dating Game
The two flies meet for the first time
"I like romantic dinners beside the fireplace."
'This is the last time I let my friends set me up.'
'I was warned about online dating.'
Delores tries out an online dating service.
'It's true, Larry... in my online ad, I said I was looking for a good listener, but you never mentioned you were a lab rat in yours.'
A Tree Grows In . . . Wherever.
'It was a blind date,Doctor - I never knew she was a cougar.'
'He's narrating it, I just know it.'
To discourage themselves from mentioning their ex-spouses while they were out on a date, Barb and Frank brought along the Ex-counter.
Tired of dating people who misrepresent themselves online, Dirk began bringing a scale to every first date.
Wendy's blind date had heard that women love a guy who can make them laugh.
"Hey! Not only do I bring a friend, as you asked! I brought my best friend!"
Quickly realizing that her blind date was a dork, Amy began chewing on her emergency supply of garlic cloves.
'....in fact, I don't even know why Mrs. Goldberg put us together.'
'My blind date turned out to be my ex-husband.'
'Are you fit, attractive male...?'