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'... which in turn will cause side effects of nausea, for which I'm giving you Trylitol, which will induce temporary blindness, which I'll counteract with...'
"Anything new on that meteor?"
Tags:news, the news, oblivious, obviousness, modern life, modern times, modern attitudes, ignorant, ignorance, meteor, meteors, newspaper, newspapers, news stand, news stands, newsagent, newsagents, end of the world, end of the earth, the apocalypse, apocalypse, blindness, short sighted, short-sighted, short sightedness, short-sightedness
The 5 blind men and the perception of reality.
Tags:blind, blindness, disability, disabilities, visual impairment, visual impairments, visually impaired, disabled, eyesight, angler, anglers, angling, fishermen, fisherman, fish, fishing, fishing spot, fishing spots, fishing rod, fishing rods, fishing line, fishing lines, catch, catches, fish, fishes
'How did you train him so well?'
"If you could eat only one food for the rest of your life, what would it be?
Tags:desert island, desert islands, castaway, castaways, abandon, abandoned, marooned, maroon, limited options, fish, fishes, life questions, favourite food, favourite foods, favorite food, favorite foods, seafood, dining, strand, stranded, diet, eat, eating, eat habits, dieting, isolate, isolated, blind, blindness, unaware
Succumbing to pressure from players and fans, the home plate umpire agrees to undergo on-the-spot Lasik eye surgery.
"I don't get all the hype about treadmill desks."
Tags:treadmill, treadmills, tread mill, tread mills, tread-mills, tread-mills, exercise machines, exercise machines, exercising machines, exercising machine, running machine, running machines, office, offices, office workers, office workers, office cubicle, office cubicles, mistake, mistaken, misconception, misconceived, oblivious, health conscious, health obsessed, healthy living, healthy lifestyle, exercised obsessed, exercise obsession, exercise obsession disorder, treadmill desks, treadmill desks, tread mill desk, tread-mill desk, running machine desks, running machine desks, losing weight, lose weight, obese, obesity, over weight, over-weight, office walking desk, office walking desks, health craze, health fad, impractical, impracticality, blind, blindness, right under your nose
"This place was better before they tore it down."
Tags:restaurant, restaurants, cafe, cafes, change, demolition, building demolition, demolished, demolished building, demolished business, eating out, dining out, customer, customers, patron, patrons, preference, closed down, closing down, closed for business, blind, blindness, local restaurant, local restaurants, hole in the wall, holes in the wall, hipster, hipsters, critique, critiques, criticism, criticisms
'Now what seems to be the problem?'
'Actually I wanted to be a pilot, but my dog is scared of flying!'
Husbands Random Act of Blindness
"Blind. Help me buy a doberman pinscher to kill those more fortunate than me"
Tags:panhandle, panhandler, panhandling, panhandled, panhandlers, beggar, beggars, begging, beg, sign, signs, disabled, disability, disabilities, handicapped, handicap, blind, blindness, homeless, homelessness, homeless shelter, food pantry, food bank, soup kitchen, unexpected, revenge, jealous, jealousy, unfair, unfairness, fortunate, unfortunate, violent, violence, retaliate, retaliation, vengeance, payback
"Except for that time he pecked my eyes out he's been a good bird."
'What a lovely day!'
'We've had complaints about your sensory garden for the blind.'
"This isn't working. We have nothing in common."
Tags:couple, couples, date, dating, break up, break ups, break-up, break-ups, breaking up, fashions, fahsion setter, fashion setters, trend, trends, following the trends, following trends, copy-cat, copy-cats, copy cats, copy cat, love affair, love affairs, nothing in common, look-alike, look alike, look-alikes, look alikes, difficult relationships, split up, splitting ip, ski jacket, ski jackets, tote bag, tote bags, man bag, man bag, boyfriend and girlfriend, boyfriends and girlfriends, modern life, modern fashion, blind, blindness
Love is Blind.
Guide dogs for the deaf
Tags:guide dogs, guide dogs, hearing-aid dog, hearing-aid dogs, helper animal, helper animals, helper dog, helper dogs, guide dog, hearing loss, hearing problem, hearing problems, blindness, blind, deaf, deafness, canine, seeing-eye dogs, puppies, puppy, megaphone, loudhailer, shouting, hollering, man's best friend, disabled, disability
People crossing the street while texting use white canes.
Tags:blind, blindness, functionally blind, functional blindness, cellphone, cellphones, cell phone, cell phones, smartphone, smartphones, mobile, mobiles, phone, phones, text, texts, texting, texter, texters, unsafe, pay attention, paying attention, danger, dangers, cross the street, crossing the street, modern life, modern technology, modern technologies, walking stick, walking sticks, effectively blind, road safety, road hazard, road hazards, danger, dangers, sight, sightless
"How ahat's a great guide dog!"
'Ever notice how, when you lose one sense, another sense seems to make up for it?'
"Your eyes are fine. I'ts just that on some eye charts they type is too small." The nearly blind leading the nearly blind.
"...and furthermore that said housewife violated both the animal cruelty statute as well as the disability act when she willfully cut off the tails of three visually impaired rodents."
Tags:animal cruelty, animal cruelty charge, animal cruelty charges, housewife, housewives, homemaker, homemakers, children's song, children's songs, childrens song, childrens songs, three blind mice, blind mice, carving knife, carving knives, disability, disabilities, blind, blindness, rodent, rodents, mouse, mice, pest, pests