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"Arrrrrrrrr. This be bad."
Tags:pirate, pirates, pirate ship, pirate ships, talk like a pirate, talks like a pirate, talking like a pirate, eyepatch, eyepatches, eye patch, eye patches, eye injury, eye injuries, injury, injuries, stab, stabs, stabbing, blind, blinds, blinding, one eye, one eyed, fork, forks, accident, accidents, accidental
Unnecessary Alarm Co.
'I started to do all my electrical work myself after I hired an electrician who was colorblind.'
"You know what? I'm sick of clothes. I decided to go for a window treatment instead."
Tags:clothes, clothing, window treatment, window treatments, blinds, curtain, curtains, drapes, clothes shopping, shop, shops, trend, trends, trendy, interior decoration, interior decorations, interior design, interior designer, interior designers, bored, boring, change, changes, make a change, makes a change, making a change, new outfit, new outfits, outfit, outfits
"Would you like your custom blinds to get stuck on the left or on the right?"
"Sorry, Eddie - no one sees the Venetian."
'Oooh the Timpsons have got new blinds.' (Blinds read 'Sod off you nosy cow).
A man uses exercise equipment to open his blinds.
Tags:blinds, venetian blinds, exercise, exercises, exercise equipment, flower, flowers, bloom, blooms, sunlight, depression, depressed, exercise regimen, exercise regimens, home gym, home gyms, gym, gyms, lift weights, lifting weights, mental health, cheer up, cheers up, cheering up, shut-in, shut-ins
'Our team has gone undefeated since my players started wearing moral Blinders!'
"Great way to change wallpaper. I've put them on rollers."
Tags:snowman, snowmen, snow man, snow men, melt, melts, melting, melted, snow, snows, snowy, snowed, beg, begs, beggar, beggars, begged, blind, blinds, cover, covers, covering, covered, sun, suns, sunny, waste away, wastes away, wasting away, wasted away, snow blind, snow blinds, the flying mccoys, flying mccoys
"There's probably a filter on the window so we can see out but nobody can see in."
'Sit!.. Good boy!'
'It doesn't say anything about your ladies little pink pills causing blindness.'
'Here's my plan. First we blind them with moral righteousness...'
'It's all the blind I could afford.'
"Well, enough of this chatting. I expect your husband has finished fitting your new blind by now."
"A well suited married couple - she can't see well and he's hard of hearing!"
Tags:perfect match, perfect matches, married couple, married couples, visual impairment, visual impairments, visually impaired, blind, blinds, sight problem, sight problems, deaf, deafness, hearing problem, hearing problems, ugly, ugliness, loudmouth, loudmothers, chatterbox, chatterboxes, husband, husbands, wife, wives, true love, true loves
Maude had warned the Cat not to lick itself so much.
'Poor Bob... That's his favorite tree - he's finding it hard to let go!'
'Why can't you order ravioli or pizza?'
Guide Dog and Dementia Elephant