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"Trust me, if they were her peas, you'd know it!"
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wages of sin, herpes, herpes virus, herpes viruses, virus, viruses, stds, sti, stis, genital herpes, oral herpes, blister, blisters, blistering, pea, peas, orders, order, ordering, dish, dishes'Amazing! You're the first patient I've ever met who gets blisters on his feet and pain in his back just by thinking of sport!'
'I've got blisters on my fingers from my move last weekend.'
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blister, blisters, cell, cells, mobile, mobiles, cell phone, cell phones, mobile phone, mobile phones, gadget, gadgets, gadgetry, new phone, new phones, smartphone, smartphones, sim card, sim cards, moving house, moving in, moved in, unpacking, unpacks, texting, text, texts"Forget the meaning of life, go get me a chirpractor."
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guru, gurus, india, alternative religion, new age, feet, foot, chiropractor, chiropractors, shoe, shoes, blister, blisters, bunion, bunions"The doctor thinks it's chicken pox!"
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chicken pox, chicken-pox, disease, diseases, illness, illnesses, bug, bugs, virus, viruses, diagnosis, diagnoses, doctor, doctors, varicella, varicella zoster virus, infection, infections, chickenpox, blister, blisters, rash, rashes'She told us again and again that those shoes were killing her, but we didn't listen.'
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cause of death, cod, shoe, shoes, new shoe, new shoes, blister, blisters, podiatrist, podiatrists, podiatry, chiropodist, chiropodists, foot doctor, foot doctors, death, deaths, mourner, mourners, mourning, funeral, funerals, deaths, death, grave, graves'He's like a blister. Only appears when the work is finished.'
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slacker, slackers, slacking, slacking off, blister, blisters, analogy, analogies, metaphor, metaphors, work ethic, work ethics, skiving off, skiver, skivers, skivving off, skived, lazy, laziness, laze, lazes, avoidance, avoidance tactic, avoidance tactics, chore, chores'Guess what you get if you dial 7234725107342107531472510.' - 'A blister on your finger.'
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blister, blisters, phone number, phone numbers, finger, fingers, injury, injuries, call, calls, telephone, telephones, number, numbers, phone call, phone calls, phone, phones, joke, jokes, joker, jokers, colleague, colleagues, office job, office jobs'I've got a blister on my little toe.' - 'Is it infected?' - 'Not really.' - 'Just put a plaster on it, then.' - 'Would I be eligible for 'shop mobility' in the mean time?' - 'Get out!'
At last, an excuse not to exercise!
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horoscope, horoscopes, horrorscope, future, prediction, predictions, exercing, excuses, exercises, laziness, healthy living, bandages, plaster, plasters, exercise, excuse, lazy, bandage, feet, foot, blister, blisters, athlete, athletes"I used to love to hike but now I'm cured."
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