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'Steroids are for weenies. Back in my day, they played baseball like real men. . . drunk and bloated.'
"Your mother eats all the wrong foods."
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"You don't get water retention, dear. You get pizza retention."
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How long have you got? Until they discover a cure for IBS!
No man is an island ??" it just looks that way.
7 Dwarves of Menopause.
'Hold on, Marjorie! I've got something for that bloated feeling you have.'
'I like it better when they called it comfort food.'
'I've been retaining water lately.'
'My mom must have swallowed a sponge or something. I heard her say she's retaining water.'
"The figures are accurate. We've rounded-off to the nearest billion."
Tags:budgets, budget, defense budget, defense budgets, defence budget, defence budgets, military budget, pentagon budget, bloat, bloated, bloated cost, bloated costs, military bloat, defence spending, defense spending, american military, superpower, superpowers, military superpower, military superpowers, usa, united states
'Bloated, out of shape, not much use...now where have I come across that before?'
A Tumble Cow
'I always weigh 5 pounds at the doctor's office. I all it 'white bloat syndrome.'"
Tags:bloat, bloating, bloated, white coat hypertension, white coat syndrome, checkup, checkups, check up, check ups, check-up, check-ups, physical, physicals, physical exam, physical exams, physical examination, physical examinations, bathroom scale, bathroom scales, scale, scales, doctor, doctors, hypertension, weight gain, weight-gain
'Every Friday I tell you not to eat so much, but do you ever listen?'
"Yes, that's water retention."
'More filling, awful taste.'
The fat cat apologises.
'I look huge in this picture! Do you think you could cut and paste a glass or something into my hand, so it looks like I've just eaten?'
'Is it just me or are we retaining water???'
'Are you feeling as angry, helpless, bloated and turned on as I am?'
There's a sky full of bloated women counting on you to produce a pro-biotic yoghurt like you've never produced before!
"Take it for excess gas."
Joan's gas problem wasn't getting any better!