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"Hey! Get a load of the acoustics."
Tags:rat, rats, rats on ships, rats on a ship, ship, ships, boat, boats, obstacle, obstacles, blockage, blockages, acoustic, acoustics, amplification, amplifier, amplifiers, funnel barrier, funnel barriers, barrier, barriers, the plague, plague, the black death, disease, diseases, de-rat, de-ratting, rodent, rodents, pest control
"Oh, there's your problem—twenty years of resentment at having to do the dishes."
Tags:relationship, relationships, relationship issues, relationship problems, marriage, marriages, married life, husband, husbands, wife, wives, couple, couples, dishes, washing the dishes, washing up, washing, dish washer, dish washers, dishwasher, dishwashers, plumber, plumbers, plumbing, kitchen, kitchens, resentment, anger, bitterness, rage, chore, chores, housework, blockage, pipe, pipes
Noah's dove returns with a plunger.
Champagne cork stopping sand in hourglass
'Here's your problem,your chimney is full of bats.'
Reindeer Pouring Santa Flush on Stuck Father Christmas.
'They can be a real menace at this time of year.'
"We need to talk about your collections. To put it in your language your cash flow has developed a stoppage."
"Snap out of it, Demos! You think you're the only one who's ever had waiter's block?"
Tags:restaurant, restaurants, waiter, waiters, server, servers, waitress, waitresses, block, blocks, blockage, blockages, waiter's block, problem, problems, mental health, psychology, self-esteem, self-confidence, slump, slumps, down in the dumps, stagnation, depression, depressed, feeling blue, sad, upset, melancholy, moody, bad day, bad days
"Oh, I'm sorry. Are you trying to get by?"
Tags:airline, airlines, airplane, plane, travel, stewardess, stewardesses, flight attendant, flight attendants, steward, stewards, aviation, flight crew, flight crews, revenge, taking revenge, block, blocking, blockage, pile up, pile ups, avenge, avenges, tough job, tough jobs, hard job, hard jobs, inconsiderate, inconsideration, thoughtless
"Honey, there's a clog in the sink!"
"We'll widen the clogged artery by inserting a balloon."
Tags:artery, arteries, clogged artery, clogged arteries, blockage, blockages, blocked artery, blocked arteries, angioplasty, angioplasties, heart trouble, heart troubles, heart attack, heart attacks, stent, stents, balloon, balloons, literal, literally, heart surgery, heart surgeries, surgery, surgeries, surgeon, surgeons, coronary artery, coronary arteries, blood vessel, blood vessels, medical procedure, medical procedures
'...You have a hostile takeover bid stuck in your craw.'
"That's cleared my constipation!"
Good Cop/Bad Cholesterol
'Oh, stop! That's what it's called, for crying out loud!'
Tags:dam, dams, damn, damns, stop, stops, stopping, stopped, flood, floods, flooding, flooded, surveyor, surveyors, surveying, surveyed, surveys, surveys, block, blocks, blocking, blocked, blockage, blockages, barrier, barriers, forget, forgets, forgetting, forgot, forgetful, forgetfulness, the flying mccoys, flying mccoys
'Got it! Next time, Mr. Blake, use a cotton swab to get at the earwax.'
Tags:baseball, base ball, bat, bats, batter, batters, batting, batsman, batsmen, earwax, ear wax, wax, waxes, ear, ears, doctor, doctors, clear, clears, clearing, cleared, swab, swabs, clog, clogs, clogged, clogging, block, blocks, blocked, blockage, blockages, remove, removes, removal, in the bleachers, bleachers, in the bleachers
'Remember, folks, don't try this on your own!'
That should keep it from overflowing again. Now, if you'll just sign the work order, I'll be on my way.
Tags:beaver, beavers, rodent, rodents, toilet, toilets, loo, loos, bathroom, bathrooms, overflow, overflowing, overflows, block, blockage, dam, dams, twig, twigs, branch, brances, contract, contacts, work, worker, working, plumber, plumbing, wc, water, waters, closet, closets, service, the argyle sweater, argyle sweater
'We've found some clogs in your arteries...'
'Can't understand it Alf should be clear be now.'
'Honey, I need the Drano again!'
Man in an egg timer.