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Heading towards the In-Sink-Erator... 'Nooooooo!!'
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food waste, food wastes, washing up, washed up, washes up, chore, chores, kitchen chore, kitchen chores, household chore, household chores, mash potato, pea, peas, mashed potato, plumbing, waste, plumbing, blocked, blockage, blockages, blocked pipe, clog, clogged, plumber, plumbers, waste disposal system, waste disposal systems, garbage disposals, garbage disposer, garbage disposers, food waste disposers, food waste disposer, sink, sinks, mess, messy, wasting food, wasted food, leftover, leftovers"Hey! Get a load of the acoustics."
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rat, rats, rats on ships, rats on a ship, ship, ships, boat, boats, obstacle, obstacles, blockage, blockages, acoustic, acoustics, amplification, amplifier, amplifiers, funnel barrier, funnel barriers, barrier, barriers, the plague, plague, the black death, disease, diseases, de-rat, de-ratting, rodent, rodents, pest control"Oh, there's your problem—twenty years of resentment at having to do the dishes."
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relationship, relationships, relationship issues, relationship problems, marriage, marriages, married life, husband, husbands, wife, wives, couple, couples, dishes, washing the dishes, washing up, washing, dish washer, dish washers, dishwasher, dishwashers, plumber, plumbers, plumbing, kitchen, kitchens, resentment, anger, bitterness, rage, chore, chores, housework, blockage, pipe, pipesNoah's dove returns with a plunger.
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dove, doves, peace dove, peace doves, water, block, blockage, blockages, noah, noah's ark, noahs ark, arks, ark, flood, floods, flooding, water, plumber, plumbers, plumbing, bible, bible story, bible stories, noah and the ark, new testament, plunger, plungersReindeer Pouring Santa Flush on Stuck Father Christmas.
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santa, santa claus, father christmas, father xmas, xmas, christmas, holiday, holidays, happy holidays, chimney, chimneys, stuck, flush, flushes, reindeer, rudolph, block, blockage, blockages, fat, overweight, stuck fast"We need to talk about your collections. To put it in your language your cash flow has developed a stoppage."
"Snap out of it, Demos! You think you're the only one who's ever had waiter's block?"
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restaurant, restaurants, waiter, waiters, server, servers, waitress, waitresses, block, blocks, blockage, blockages, waiter's block, problem, problems, mental health, psychology, self-esteem, self-confidence, slump, slumps, down in the dumps, stagnation, depression, depressed, feeling blue, sad, upset, melancholy, moody, bad day, bad days"Honey, there's a clog in the sink!"
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clog, clogs, clogged sink, clogged sinks, blocked sink, blocked sinks, blockage, blockages, shoes, shoe, wood, wooden shoe, wooden shoes, plumber, plumbers, plumbing, double meaning, double meanings, pun, puns, dutch"Oh, I'm sorry. Are you trying to get by?"
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airline, airlines, airplane, plane, travel, stewardess, stewardesses, flight attendant, flight attendants, steward, stewards, aviation, flight crew, flight crews, revenge, taking revenge, block, blocking, blockage, pile up, pile ups, avenge, avenges, tough job, tough jobs, hard job, hard jobs, inconsiderate, inconsideration, thoughtless"We'll widen the clogged artery by inserting a balloon."
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artery, arteries, clogged artery, clogged arteries, blockage, blockages, blocked artery, blocked arteries, angioplasty, angioplasties, heart trouble, heart troubles, heart attack, heart attacks, stent, stents, balloon, balloons, literal, literally, heart surgery, heart surgeries, surgery, surgeries, surgeon, surgeons, coronary artery, coronary arteries, blood vessel, blood vessels, medical procedure, medical procedures'Oh, stop! That's what it's called, for crying out loud!'
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dam, dams, damn, damns, stop, stops, stopping, stopped, flood, floods, flooding, flooded, surveyor, surveyors, surveying, surveyed, surveys, surveys, block, blocks, blocking, blocked, blockage, blockages, barrier, barriers, forget, forgets, forgetting, forgot, forgetful, forgetfulness, the flying mccoys, flying mccoys'Got it! Next time, Mr. Blake, use a cotton swab to get at the earwax.'
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baseball, base ball, bat, bats, batter, batters, batting, batsman, batsmen, earwax, ear wax, wax, waxes, ear, ears, doctor, doctors, clear, clears, clearing, cleared, swab, swabs, clog, clogs, clogged, clogging, block, blocks, blocked, blockage, blockages, remove, removes, removal, in the bleachers, bleachers, in the bleachersThat should keep it from overflowing again. Now, if you'll just sign the work order, I'll be on my way.
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beaver, beavers, rodent, rodents, toilet, toilets, loo, loos, bathroom, bathrooms, overflow, overflowing, overflows, block, blockage, dam, dams, twig, twigs, branch, brances, contract, contacts, work, worker, working, plumber, plumbing, wc, water, waters, closet, closets, service, the argyle sweater, argyle sweater