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"Hey! Get a load of the acoustics."
Tags:rat, rats, rats on ships, rats on a ship, ship, ships, boat, boats, obstacle, obstacles, blockage, blockages, acoustic, acoustics, amplification, amplifier, amplifiers, funnel barrier, funnel barriers, barrier, barriers, the plague, plague, the black death, disease, diseases, de-rat, de-ratting, rodent, rodents, pest control
This is the 4th time this week!! It's almost as if someone's sabotaging it so it won't flush... Anyhow, I need to set up another service appointment.
Tags:dung, beetle, beetles, bug, bugs, telephone, telephones, phone, phones, plumbing, plumber, plumbers, insect, insects, toilet, toilets, loo, loos, block, blocked, blockages, sabotage, saboteur, sabotages, sabotaging, service, services, air, airs, enquiry, enquires, complains, complaint, the argyle sweater, argyle sweater
Noah's dove returns with a plunger.
Champagne cork stopping sand in hourglass
'Here's your problem,your chimney is full of bats.'
Reindeer Pouring Santa Flush on Stuck Father Christmas.
"Snap out of it, Demos! You think you're the only one who's ever had waiter's block?"
Tags:restaurant, restaurants, waiter, waiters, server, servers, waitress, waitresses, block, blocks, blockage, blockages, waiter's block, problem, problems, mental health, psychology, self-esteem, self-confidence, slump, slumps, down in the dumps, stagnation, depression, depressed, feeling blue, sad, upset, melancholy, moody, bad day, bad days
"We need to talk about your collections. To put it in your language your cash flow has developed a stoppage."
"Honey, there's a clog in the sink!"
"We'll widen the clogged artery by inserting a balloon."
Tags:artery, arteries, clogged artery, clogged arteries, blockage, blockages, blocked artery, blocked arteries, angioplasty, angioplasties, heart trouble, heart troubles, heart attack, heart attacks, stent, stents, balloon, balloons, literal, literally, heart surgery, heart surgeries, surgery, surgeries, surgeon, surgeons, coronary artery, coronary arteries, blood vessel, blood vessels, medical procedure, medical procedures
'...You have a hostile takeover bid stuck in your craw.'
"That's cleared my constipation!"
'Oh, stop! That's what it's called, for crying out loud!'
Tags:dam, dams, damn, damns, stop, stops, stopping, stopped, flood, floods, flooding, flooded, surveyor, surveyors, surveying, surveyed, surveys, surveys, block, blocks, blocking, blocked, blockage, blockages, barrier, barriers, forget, forgets, forgetting, forgot, forgetful, forgetfulness, the flying mccoys, flying mccoys
'Remember, folks, don't try this on your own!'
'Got it! Next time, Mr. Blake, use a cotton swab to get at the earwax.'
Tags:baseball, base ball, bat, bats, batter, batters, batting, batsman, batsmen, earwax, ear wax, wax, waxes, ear, ears, doctor, doctors, clear, clears, clearing, cleared, swab, swabs, clog, clogs, clogged, clogging, block, blocks, blocked, blockage, blockages, remove, removes, removal, in the bleachers, bleachers, in the bleachers
'Can't understand it Alf should be clear be now.'
Man in an egg timer.
Fish caught in a snorkel.
'You have a blockage, which is interrupting your normal flow of intestinal fortitude.'
'We are here to remove a blockage in your bank account.'
'The drains are clogged again,'
'I had to put the peas in my ears... they kept falling out my nose!'
'The drain snake didn't help, so I've called in a group of clog dancers.'