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Back to The Present - I

'I've never heard of this movie. . . it must be good 'cause there's only one copy left on the shelf, Burl.'

Rialto: a brief respite between the summer deluge of bottom-feeder crap and the winter deluge of upscale crap

Cinemaplex

"Let's wait for it to come out on cable and then not watch it."

Now Playing at the Europlex

"He was sent here from the future to terminate me, but then he really got into grilling."

"No one under the age of seventeen will be admitted without eight dollars."

Mayan 2012

"It's been taken care of."

"Aha Mr. Bond - you are in my power!....but instead of just killing you, I'll blether on and on about my plans for world domination so you have time to think of an ingenious way to escape my clutches..."

At last, the movie goers were finally settled and relaxed. However, seconds later, Larry would realize the error of sitting between spooked buffalo and the exit door.

"Well, you can't say they didn't warn us."

"Your script is fresh, imaginative, innovative, and groundbreaking. Now all you need to do is tweak it into a version of a proven blockbuster or an old TV sitcom and we'd love to green-light it."

"What kind of moviemaking do we want to reinforce?"

The Bourne Eternity

"Big deal, so I forgot to rewind the tape. What are you going to do, lock me up and force me to watch it backward?"

"I never realized they had feelings."

"Honey, It's Steven and he's talking sequel!"

Computer wheeled down red carpet at film premiere. TV presenter says: 'Now, at last, here comes the real star of the movie!'

"I love the blockbusters of the summer confession season."

1863: Gettysburg, USA

"It's been done, but I don't think it's been redone."