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Linda sets a pick, allowing Dave a clear path to the last doughnut.
"I guess someone else with three wishes is wishing your three wishes don't come true."
For six hours straight, Brad had been struggling to come up with a new visual cliche for writer's block.
Heading towards the In-Sink-Erator... 'Nooooooo!!'
Tags:food waste, food wastes, washing up, washed up, washes up, chore, chores, kitchen chore, kitchen chores, household chore, household chores, mash potato, pea, peas, mashed potato, plumbing, waste, plumbing, blocked, blockage, blockages, blocked pipe, clog, clogged, plumber, plumbers, waste disposal system, waste disposal systems, garbage disposals, garbage disposer, garbage disposers, food waste disposers, food waste disposer, sink, sinks, mess, messy, wasting food, wasted food, leftover, leftovers
"There, there! Two, maybe three doors down. Someone has an idea!"
Tags:diving rod, divining rods, idea, ideas, new idea, new ideas, blocked, bereft, thought, thoughts, paradigm, paradigms, new paradigm, new paradigms, good idea, good ideas, failing business, failing businesses, profit, profits, lose money, loses money, losing money, search, searches, creative, creativity
'Hey, everyone! I think I found the bottleneck!'
"I'm hitting a wall."
This is the 4th time this week!! It's almost as if someone's sabotaging it so it won't flush... Anyhow, I need to set up another service appointment.
Tags:dung, beetle, beetles, bug, bugs, telephone, telephones, phone, phones, plumbing, plumber, plumbers, insect, insects, toilet, toilets, loo, loos, block, blocked, blockages, sabotage, saboteur, sabotages, sabotaging, service, services, air, airs, enquiry, enquires, complains, complaint, the argyle sweater, argyle sweater
"You'd better come up with something that will sell - or else. I hope that was helpful."
Tags:writer, writers, author, authors, journalism, journalist, help, helping, unhelpful, reminder, reminding, writers block, block, blocked, writer's block, marriage, married, marries, marry, wife, wives, husband, husbands, writing, spouse, spouses, reminder, threat, threatening, threats, feelings, sell, selling, consumerism, capitalism, literature, muse, muses, inspiration, inspirations, literary muse, literary muses, nag, nags, nagging
"It's your father, dear—he doesn't need a warrant."
Tags:family, families, parent, parents, mom, mum, moms, mums, dad, dads, father, fathers, mother, mothers, parental, maternal, paternal, lock, locked out, locked, blocked, block, block the door, door, doorway, home, home life, family life, modern, crimes, warrant, warrants, criminal, marriage, married, kids, kid, child, children
Champagne cork stopping sand in hourglass
"Joyce Carol Oates seems to have no trouble coming out with book after book."
Tags:joyce carol oates, authors, writers, books, marriage, couples, writing, relationships, comparison, comparisons, unfair comparison, unfair comparisons, writer's block, writers block, blocked, writer, author, authors, insult, insults, insulting, prolific, fecundity, fecund, husband, husbands, spouse, spouses, annoying
What do I do now?
"Miss Pettigrow, I need a caption!"
Reindeer delivering presents through door.
Sunblock, for insensitive skin.
'Retirement Training Program'"Very good, Larry! Just one more step and you'll have the entire aisle blocked!"
Tags:supermarket, supermarkets, grocery store, grocery stores, food store, food stores, grocery, groceries, shop, store, food, aisle, aisles, block the aisles, blocking the aisles, blocking, block, blocked, employer, grocery cart, grocery carts, shopping cart, shopping carts, cart, carts, shopping, shopper, shoppers, grocery shopping, retire, retirement, old age, senior, seniors, senior citizen, senior citizens, elderly, old people, old man, old men, stereotypes, stereotype, annoying, incompetent, pet peeve, pet peeves, training, trainer, trainers, trainee, trainees
Santa on roof foiled by blocked chimney: 'No Junk Mail.'
"I'm bored. Want to block a grocery store aisle with our cart?"
"I'm Bob and this is my wife, Sue. Don't even think about trying to get past us."
No Peanut Zone.
Temporary and Permanent Writer's Block
Tags:writer, writing, writes, writing advice, book, books, career, careers, life, life advice, passion, passions, fish, fish store, mom and pop, mom, pop, author, authors, poetry, poets, poet, novel, novels, block, blocked, inspire, inspiration, permanent, temporary, work, worker, works, working, writer's block, writers block, writer block, writing block, type, typing, novel, novelist, novelists, literature, literary, career change, career changes
"I've changed the locks and taken out a restraining order, so no, I won't be your valentine."
Tags:valentine, valentines, valentines day, break up, break ups, broken up, split up, separate, separation, dating, dates, date, ex, ex boyfriend, ex boyfriends, ex girlfriend, ex girlfriends, relationships, relationship, restraining order, restraining orders, stalker, harassment, harassing, obsessed, obsession, persistent, block, blocked
"Move please, I can't see a thing..."
Tags:eclipse, partial eclipse, full eclipse, total eclipse, darkening, block, blocking, obscure, obscuring, blocked, obscured, eclipsed, penumbra, the sun, the moon, planet, planets, space, universe, celestial, orbit, orbital, dimming, dim, light, get in the way, conceal, cover up, overlay, overcast, cloud, astral, heavenly, the heavens
'I just blocked someone the old fashioned way.'