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Bird flu warning - What do I care, I'm a bloke!
'Now that everyone's driving hybrids, sometimes you can get a tip by offering to re-charge it.'
'OK, that's good.'
Macho talk from down in accounting.
"I wanted somewhere like England, but in Spain!"
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"The recipe said to stand in hot water for ten minutes."
Tags:recipe, man, cook, cooking, stupid, bloke, men, husband, wife, relationship, cookery, instructions, following instructions, instruction, recipes, husband, kitchen, cookbook, fool, fools, idiot, idiots, dim, dumb, dimwitted, moron, morons, thick, imbecile, imbeciles, celebrity chef, celebrity chefs
A bull bbq. Our host bull has on his 'joke' apron.
Bill hid the football while the cat took the blame for the vase.
Man looks at street map which reads: You are lost.
'Me hunter gatherer!'
There are more things to life than fishing...but I ingore them.
There are more things to life than bowling...but I ignore them.
'As you can see - it doesn't pay to badmouth the quarterback.'
'Sure he's been de-clawed - but there's still a lot of fight left in him.'
'Don't quit now, Ernie - you've got a ‘no-hitter' going!'
'Because panhandling is an ART, not a SCIENCE.'
'Do you miss your wife?' - 'Not really - this is the only place where I can finish a sentence.'
'You're a real cabbage patch doll! Lettuce introduce ourselves!'
'Oh, yes, he's got a job alright, a job to get off that sofa, a job to stay awake, a job to...'
'I bet she'd marry me if I were rich!' - 'Sure! And she'd divorce you, too!'
'...yes, well according to my feng shui book, this is where it should go.'
Ladmag - Caution, immature content.
Pregnant man: 'My water just broke! False alarm. Just spilled my brewski.'
What are you doing? - 'I've set up an e-commerce site.' - 'What are you selling?' - 'Signed copies of my old boxer shorts.' - 'Washed £7. Unwashed £23.' - 'Yeah, baby. Market forces.' -
Did you see the football last night? - 'No.' - 'Do you mean you recorded it?' - 'No.' - 'I get it. You're gay, right?' - '*sigh*' -