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Bird flu warning - What do I care, I'm a bloke!
'Now that everyone's driving hybrids, sometimes you can get a tip by offering to re-charge it.'
'So, which way up do the cards go?'
"Whoa! Did you check out the redhead?"
'OK, that's good.'
Macho talk from down in accounting.
"I wanted somewhere like England, but in Spain!"
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'HNo wait - they taste better if you let them marinate longer!'
It really suits you. - 'Blind bastard' - 'It doesn't really suit you.' - 'Uncaring Bastard.' - 'I don't really have an opinion' - 'Useless bastard.'
A bull bbq. Our host bull has on his 'joke' apron.
Bill hid the football while the cat took the blame for the vase.
Man looks at street map which reads: You are lost.
'Don't quit now, Ernie - you've got a ‘no-hitter' going!'
'Because panhandling is an ART, not a SCIENCE.'
'Do you miss your wife?' - 'Not really - this is the only place where I can finish a sentence.'
'You're a real cabbage patch doll! Lettuce introduce ourselves!'
'As you can see - it doesn't pay to badmouth the quarterback.'
'Oh, yes, he's got a job alright, a job to get off that sofa, a job to stay awake, a job to...'
'I bet she'd marry me if I were rich!' - 'Sure! And she'd divorce you, too!'
What are you doing? - 'I've set up an e-commerce site.' - 'What are you selling?' - 'Signed copies of my old boxer shorts.' - 'Washed £7. Unwashed £23.' - 'Yeah, baby. Market forces.' -
'Ones first love is always a cherished memory.' 'Who was your first love?' 'Aileen... Eileen... Something like that.'
My nose is streaming with hayfever today. - '*sniff*' - 'Hayfever is a sign of weakness.' - 'Why do you say that?' - 'You have weak sinuses, therefore you are weak. Duh.'
Who's playing - 'I'm not sure.' - 'What's the score?' - 'I don't know.' - 'What the...?' - 'Yeah, baby... slow motion replay' -
Did you see the football last night? - 'No.' - 'Do you mean you recorded it?' - 'No.' - 'I get it. You're gay, right?' - '*sigh*' -