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'...How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb?'
'I'm real sorry. It was all the 'blonde' jokes you told.'
Blonde woman with bottle of peroxide.It reads:'Warning causes dizziness.'
'But seriously, folks... Who knows how many blondes it takes to screw in my latest invention?'
'Of course I'm wearing rubber gloves, haven't you heard about the computer virus?'
'It's sad to think the world is down to just 12 countries.'
'What do you call a blonde doing hand stands? A brunette.'
Favorite author? Whoever wrote the Bible.
'I'm not surprised it doesn't work, it's a litterbin!'
"You've got a lot of great books here. Which are your favorite?" "Oh, I like the blue ones."
"It's about the 'air conditionin' - Two weeks I've 'ad the car and I've still got split ends!"
'Just think-if we floodlight the garden we'll be able to tell the time at NIGHT too!'