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Giving a politician permission to represent you is like inviting Dracula into your life.
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"What do you mean blood sucking pest? You're the one who invited me into your life!"
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"Stop! He's my agent!"
'I always try to get him to come out and have a drink with me, but noooo...it's always the same excuse about how male mosquitoes don't suck blood. Whatever. I'm over it.'
"The trick is to bite them just after they've been to the gym: You get good, well oxygenated blood..."
"Bingo, that's what I thought: It's a blood-sausage!"
"Dang it! Honey, this whole batch of type B positive has gone sour!"
"Son, you can't get blood from a turnip!"
"Want to go to the dog park for some hors d'ouvres?"
"Lets talk this over. I think we got of on the wrong foot."
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"Yeah, I like that street too! The guy at No 12 has really nice-tasting blood..."
"Who's the new guy that keeps nibbling on my neck?"
"As a vegan vampire I suck, but I don't swallow."
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"Sorry. My blood sugar has just been running a little low lately."
"Let me guess...the usual?"
"They've opened a new alfresco wine bar in town! Let's go wine-tasting by stinging a few patrons..."
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Count Dracula on Meds
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Vampire Running In A Marathon
"But first, sign this non-disclosure agreement..."
"Why does it matter to you what my blood group is?"
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"What's the etiquette with leeches Dad? Can we suck blood from blood-suckers?"