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A vampire on holiday drinks from a pitcher full of blood.
28,000 BC. Dr. Og discovers you can't get blood from a stone.
"I begged you not to drink all that blood. Now you'll just have to hold it in until sunset."
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'I'm concerned about the high levels of blood we found in your blood test.'
To his dismay, Vern's entire surgical team passes out at the sight of blood,
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'Thanks to these new rollers, you should donate a pint of blood in 14 seconds,'
"I start every diet with the best intentions, but it goes to hell as soon as I sense blood in the water."
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The Anatomy Lesson
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With the victim of the bar fight badly in need of blood, a quick-thinking doctor ran an IV line from the plasma screen TV.
Joe's Drive-Thru Testing Center
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'OK, who wants to be a hero?'
"You asked if I could type blood."
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Blood runs off a MAGA hat leaving it white.
"It's odd, but once I'm full, the last thing I want to smell is blood in the water."
A mosquito writes a letter to a camper's parents in blood.
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A vampire sprinkles salt on a maiden's neck.
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"These paintings are from my heavy period."
'Isn't that gown cute? Those are little aortas all over it!'
"I'm only flesh and blood. And, of course, collagen."
'Your mothers bloody type was B, your father's type was O. That's why you have B.O.'
"It's a simple stress test - I do your blood work, send it to the lab, and never get back to you with the results."
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'That's our most effective weight-loss patch.'
"Once the animal has been rendered lifeless, the rest is quite simple."
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'He's our new Blood and Haematology Specialist.'
"...And here is the snack bar."