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'Your mothers bloody type was B, your father's type was O. That's why you have B.O.'
'You're type A+? Your personal ad said you were AB.' 'It must have been a type O.'
"My blood type...it's the type that doesn't like to exercise."
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Dry Blood Humor
'I agree O-positive is rather nice, but my favourite by far is AB-negative...'
"B negative, and make it a double."
'What is the Bloody Mary made with? A? B? Rhesus negative? The menu doesn't say.'
'The wife has me on a strict 'O Negative' diet.'
"I like you...It's just you're not my blood type."
'You've got a very stressful job, right? You're blood group black, no milk and three pieces of sugar.'
'Bad news, your blood group has been discontinued.'
'We can't give you a blood transfusion Mr Dodds, your blood type has been discontinued.'
'Notice the quintessential taste of Tuscany in this impressive little vintner we picked up on our last trip to Italy.'
'Well, according to this test, your blood group is African blend, two pieces of sugar, no milk.'
Vampires enjoying a drink of fresh blood from their human kegs under the bar.
'...And preferably someone with a blood donor card.'
'Actually, I was thinking more blood group than personality.'
'Good evening sir.Just wondering if you'd like to sample Night-Mart's new range of A-positive.'
'Yuk! I hate blood group AB!'
'I'd better make a note of your blood group...'
"Never mind about star signs what blood group are you"
Vampire fridge 'I can't believe it's not Rhesus Negative'
Students singing 'Now we know our A-B-Os'
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"Why does it matter to you what my blood group is?"
Tags:bloodsucker, bloodsuckers, blood-sucker, blood-suckers, blood sucker, blood suckers, blood group, blood groups, blood type, blood types, vamp, vamps, vampire, vampires, mythical creature, mythical creatures, count dracula, monster, monsters, halloween, personal information, medical info, medical information
"Janet, the insurance company wants to know my blood type..."