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"I begged you not to drink all that blood. Now you'll just have to hold it in until sunset."
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Countess Dracula's failed career as an Instagram influencer.
"The guide book sys it's the best B.&B. in the Carpathians."
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"...I....I'm a... life insurances...erm...salesman..."
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'You appear to be a very honest and ethical applicant. Are you sure you're in the right office?'
"Ouch!! Darn mosquitos. Nothing but filthy blood suckers."
"What do you mean blood sucking pest? You're the one who invited me into your life!"
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Difference between tick and a lawyer - A tick falls off when you're dead.
"Good news is we killed the vampire. Bad news is he was actually our beloved town hero, Mosquito Man."
"I will try the soup of the night."
What a pity!
Blood donor clinic - here today.
'A vampire bat! No kidding!'
'You have a lovely neck, Miss Jones. I'm going to prescribe some anticoagulant fot it.'
'I guess that's why it's good to avoid high blood pressure.'
'I always try to get him to come out and have a drink with me, but noooo...it's always the same excuse about how male mosquitoes don't suck blood. Whatever. I'm over it.'
"Mmmmm, a pulsating little red"
Dracula gets bitten by a mosquito
"As a vegan vampire I suck but I don't swallow."
Mosquito feeding from a blood transfusion bag.
L' Europe, c'est moi !
"This year, Hal, we've decided to concentrate on a few close races, where the undead vote could be decisive."
'When I was young I was 'Twilight fast'.'
Vampire shaving cut dilemma.
Objects in mirror are closer than they appear...