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"The guide book sys it's the best B.&B. in the Carpathians."
Tags:b&b, bandb, b.&.b, bed and breakfast, bed & breakfast, carpathians, carpathian mountains, holiday, holidays, holiday disaster, holiday disasters, misinformation, misinformed, ill-informed, romania, transylvania, transylvaniandracula, draculas castle, castle, vampire, vampires, bram stoker, vamp, blood sucker, blood suckers, castle dracula, bran castle
"...I....I'm a... life insurances...erm...salesman..."
Tags:life insurance, insurance, insurance salesman, insurance salesmen, life insurance salesman, life insurance salesmen, door to door sales, door to door salesman, door to door salesmen, terrified, terror, fear, afraid, frightened, vampire, vampires, undead, dracular, drac, blood sucker, blood suckers, stutter, stutters, stuttering
'You appear to be a very honest and ethical applicant. Are you sure you're in the right office?'
"Ouch!! Darn mosquitos. Nothing but filthy blood suckers."
"What do you mean blood sucking pest? You're the one who invited me into your life!"
Tags:politician, politicians, pest, pests, mosquito, mosquitos, blood-sucking, blood sucking, blood sucker, bloodsucker, blood-sucker, blood-suckers, bloodsuckers, blood suckers, bug, bugs, vote, votes, voting, untrustworthy, candidate, candidates, congress, washington, senate, senator, senators, congressman, congressmen, congressperson
Difference between tick and a lawyer - A tick falls off when you're dead.
"I will try the soup of the night."
Blood donor clinic - here today.
'You have a lovely neck, Miss Jones. I'm going to prescribe some anticoagulant fot it.'
"Mmmmm, a pulsating little red"
'I guess that's why it's good to avoid high blood pressure.'
'I always try to get him to come out and have a drink with me, but noooo...it's always the same excuse about how male mosquitoes don't suck blood. Whatever. I'm over it.'
"As a vegan vampire I suck but I don't swallow."
Mosquito feeding from a blood transfusion bag.
L' Europe, c'est moi !
'When I was young I was 'Twilight fast'.'
"This year, Hal, we've decided to concentrate on a few close races, where the undead vote could be decisive."
Vampire shaving cut dilemma.
Objects in mirror are closer than they appear...
'Do you ever wonder if what we're doing is annoying?'
"Ok Buddy. No more AB negative blood for you tonight!"
'Aah...a new duvet.'
"Come and get it!"
Tags:mosquito, mosquitoes, barbecue, barbecues, barbeque, barbeques, bbq, bbqs, grill, grills, grilling, cookout, cookouts, pest, pests, nuisance, nuisances, summer, summer season, summer seasons, burger, burgers, hamburger, hamburgers, bloodsucker, bloodsuckers, blood sucker, blood suckers, tempt, tempts, temptations, dinner time, dinner bell, dinner bells, good smell, good smells
Vampire puts up Blood Drive signs.
"Boy, I have such a bad hangover! The guy I stung last night was drunk..."
Tags:mosquito, mosquitos, bloodsucker, bloodsuckers, blood sucker, blood suckers, bloodsucking, sting, stings, stung, hangover, hangovers, hungover, hung over, hang over, hang overs, drunk, drunkens, alcohol, alcoholic, alcoholics, blood alcohol level, blood alcohol levels, irritant, irritants, irritation, irritations