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'...You've got no game.'
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'I'm concerned about the high levels of blood we found in your blood test.'
'I have your test results. Your sugar is too high.'
"Hold still, Mrs. Brown, while I draw your blood."
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"The bloodwork came back kinda yucky."
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"You need to get your cholesterol where your sperm count is."
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'Your tests indicate unusually high levels of copper,zinc and nickel...'
'According to this blood work, you're 80% cake.'
'I have yopur lab results. Some of your readings are too high and some are too low. No, they don't balance out.'
'Your lab tests came back. Your levels of vitamin A,B,C,D,and E are normal but your levels of vitamins F,G,H,I, and J are low.'
'Yesterday we ran a CBC, a BUN, a liver profile...
'Went in for a simple blood test and got cloned by mistake.'
'Yes, I fasted for the blood test, if you count the four hours in the waiting room.'
"I'm going to have to draw some blood."
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"Based on blood tests and the X-ray, I'd say it's 'a guy thing'."
'After extensive X-rays and blood tests, we've confirmed what we alread suspected - you're not big-boned, you're fat.'
'Your test results are in, and you're FULL of surprises!'
"Your bloodwork came back green!"
"Oh that's Larry. He has a bad Russian athlete habit."
"Well, your bloodwork came back very cosmopolitan."
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"Your bloodwork has come back green!"
"Your homocysteine chapel levels are right off the charts."
'I've conducted a meta analysis of the myriad of tests we've run and I think I can say with a certain level of certainty that you are probably screwed...'
'Well, we've probed and diagnosed you thoroughly and still have found nothing. Now Dr. Thompson here would like you to lie down in his office for a special 'hypochondria scan.''
'Hey! -- How do I know this blood test isn't culturally biased?'