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To his dismay, Vern's entire surgical team passes out at the sight of blood,
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With the victim of the bar fight badly in need of blood, a quick-thinking doctor ran an IV line from the plasma screen TV.
'He can't stand the sight of blood.'
"Of course, ladies and gentlemen, the optimum endorsement would be from the Crips and the Bloods."
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"… and just how much blood can we get out of this turnip?"
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'This is why we go by our sense of smell!'
'Faux fur? Oh, well, that's faux blood.'
"There's more to being a Crip than just being anti-Blood, right?"
'Don't feel bad if you faint, it's quite normal when there's a lot of ketchup.'
To bolster the nation's blood supply, the Red Cross genetically engineers giant mosquitoes that instinctively deposit their loads in a blood bank.
Amazingly, the Red Cross has genetically engineered mosquitoes that bite people then deposit their blood at a blood bank.
'Excellent you say? Well what would you do if I told you that we replaced you regular o-positive with new folgers?'
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"That was the last of the O-negative."
"The meal was delicious. My compliments to the Haematologist"
'You were right, doc. Blood is thicker than water.'
What not to say at a vampire barbecue.
Blood leaks from a newspaper.
'What do you mean your blood type is mixed?'
'You have really bad cholesterol.'
'Very interesting... your blood pressure is 17 over 76.'
'I'm looking for someone to keep the blood off my hands.'
'The lemon ice cream is delicious. What about yours?'
'I'm going to drain your knee.'
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