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'No, no, no. You guys are way off! This isn't even the cat. You guys are on the dog.'
'I told you he had high blood pressure!'
"Gentlemen, I trust there won't be a problem working under a female bloodsucking mosquito."
A mosquito writes a letter to a camper's parents in blood.
Tags:summer camp, summer camps, camp, camps, camping, camper, campers, sleepaway, sleep-away, kid, kids, child, children, letter, letters, letters home, parent, parents, family, families, parents day, animal, animals, insect, insects, bug, bugs, mosquito, mosquitoes, blood, blood type, blood types, insect bite, insect bites, bloodsucker, bloodsuckers, trick, tricks, trap, traps
'No! This isn't the place to order a blood transfusion!'
"Don't kill it! That mosquito is carrying my DNA."
"Leeches don't bother me—I'm a lawyer."
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NHS Trust Hospital: Management Team/Medical Staff
"O.K. children—now comes the fun part!"
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"Mosquitoes just love him."
Places we've been on a dog
The Very Hungry Bedbug.
'I'll have a Bloody Mary.'
"Once, we were all bugs. Now suddenly she's an insect."
Tags:bug, bugs, insect, insects, bloodsucker, bloodsuckers, bloodsucking, status, status change, status changes, term, terms, terminology, politically correct, political correctness, entomologist, entomologists, entomology, study of bugs, biologist, biologists, biology, teacher, teachers, fancy, highfalutin, pretentious, pretentiousness, upper class, upper classes, snob, snobs, snobby
"What do you mean blood sucking pest? You're the one who invited me into your life!"
Tags:politician, politicians, pest, pests, mosquito, mosquitos, blood-sucking, blood sucking, blood sucker, bloodsucker, blood-sucker, blood-suckers, bloodsuckers, blood suckers, bug, bugs, vote, votes, voting, untrustworthy, candidate, candidates, congress, washington, senate, senator, senators, congressman, congressmen, congressperson
Giving a politician permission to represent you is like inviting Dracula into your life.
Tags:politician, politicians, obama, barack obama, president obama, monster, monsters, vampire, vampires, dracula, political representative, political representatives, political representation, political representations, bloodsucker, bloodsuckers, blood-sucker, blood-suckers, vampiric, bleeding you dry, bleeding you
"I will try the soup of the night."
"It's not the flu. I got a very bad case of tired blood."
"Well, your bloodwork came back very cosmopolitan."
Tags:doctor, doctors, vamp, vamps, vampires, vampires, bloodwork, blood work, blood works, bloodworks, checkup, checkups, check-up, check-ups, check up, check ups, physicals, exams, examinations, physical, examination, exam, chart, consultation, blood test, blood tests, blood result, blood results, monster, monsters, bloodsucker, bloodsuckers
'Well Sir, it tastes like O-positive to me...'
"Our children still believe that the blood they drink come from a box."
"I'm not much of an early riser."
"Did you find any blood in his drug stream?"
"The fact is, sir, you're way behind on your child support...."
Tags:child support, child support payment, child support payments, vamp, vamps, bloodsucker, bloodsuckers, bloodsucking, father, fathers, vampire, vampires, child care, dead beat dad, child maintenance, dead-beat dad, family breakdown, family breakdowns, single mom, single parent, single parents, single mums, dracula, count dracula
'Aaaah... nuthin' like sitting out here in nature with a good campfire and a couple of ice-cold Bloodweisers.'