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'I told you he had high blood pressure!'
"Gentlemen, I trust there won't be a problem working under a female bloodsucking mosquito."
"Leeches don't bother me—I'm a lawyer."
Tags:lawyer, lawyers, attorney, attorneys, leech, leeches, bloodsucker, bloodsuckers, bloodsucking, pond scum, hate, hates, hatred, hatreds, swamp, swamps, bog, bogs, marsh, marshes, immune, immunity, fear, fears, fearful, phobia, phobias, vermiphobia, vermiphobic, helminthophobia, scoleciphobia, leeching, guide, guides
"The bedbugs got to me first."
"O.K. children—now comes the fun part!"
Tags:teach, teaches, teacher, teachers, teaching, spider, spiders, bloodsucker, bloodsuckers, bloodsucking, spider web, spider's webs, spiderweb, spiderwebs, arachnophobia, arachnophobic, phobia, phobias, hunt, hunts, hunting, hunter, hunters, predator, predators, prey, venom, venomous, poison, poisonous, killer, kill, kills, killing, murder, murders, murderer, murderers, eat, eats, eating, cooking, cooking class, cooking classes, cook, cooks
"Once, we were all bugs. Now suddenly she's an insect."
Tags:bug, bugs, insect, insects, bloodsucker, bloodsuckers, bloodsucking, status, status change, status changes, term, terms, terminology, politically correct, political correctness, entomologist, entomologists, entomology, study of bugs, biologist, biologists, biology, teacher, teachers, fancy, highfalutin, pretentious, pretentiousness, upper class, upper classes, snob, snobs, snobby
"The fact is, sir, you're way behind on your child support...."
Tags:child support, child support payment, child support payments, vamp, vamps, bloodsucker, bloodsuckers, bloodsucking, father, fathers, vampire, vampires, child care, dead beat dad, child maintenance, dead-beat dad, family breakdown, family breakdowns, single mom, single parent, single parents, single mums, dracula, count dracula
'Not good. . . I accidentally bit Charlie Sheen and now I'm full of warlock tiger blood.'
'Since I started drinking AB Positive blood, I feel a lot better about myself!'
Mosquito Carry Out
'Sometimes I just feel like some pasta.'
"When in doubt, blame the boss!"
"....and this is our Tax Inspectors' Office..."
"O+ Harvest of ;92."
Tags:vampire, vampires, vamp, vamps, count dracula, blood type, blood types, bloodsucker, bloodsuckers, bloodsucking, fine wine, fine wines, connoisseur, connoisseurs, gourmet, gourmets, wine cellar, wine cellars, wine connoisseur, wine connoisseurs, halloween, mythical being, mythical beings, monster, monsters
'Robust overtones of steak and chips with a pronounced cholesterol finish.'
'Excellent you say? Well what would you do if I told you that we replaced you regular o-positive with new folgers?'
Tags:vampire, vampires, monster, monsters, blood, bloods, o-positive, coffee, coffees, brand, brands, folgers, cafe, cafes, waiter, waiters, server, servers, regular, regulars, customer, customers, restaurant, restaurants, bloodsucker, bloodsuckers, bloodsucking, date, dates, dated, the argyle sweater, argyle sweater
"Boy, I have such a bad hangover! The guy I stung last night was drunk..."
Tags:mosquito, mosquitos, bloodsucker, bloodsuckers, blood sucker, blood suckers, bloodsucking, sting, stings, stung, hangover, hangovers, hungover, hung over, hang over, hang overs, drunk, drunkens, alcohol, alcoholic, alcoholics, blood alcohol level, blood alcohol levels, irritant, irritants, irritation, irritations
Vampire bites tongue.
"I get that quite a bit. Actually, I'm a lawyer."
'Get a room, you two!'
Sword Swallow is Bitten by a Mosquito.
'Apparently no one told Dracula that you can't get blood from a turnip.'
'You've become a right pain in the neck.'
'Oh Steve! You had the dining area remodeled!'
Tags:mosquito, mosquitoes, bug, bugs, bloodsucker, bloodsuckers, bloodsucking, insect, insects, mosquito bite, mosquito bites, insect bite, insect bites, remodel, remodels, remodelling, interior design, interior designer, interior designers, home improvement, home improvements, redecorate, redecorating, redecorates, tattoo, tattoos, tattooing
'Wow! Did you see who just flitted past? Count Dracula!'