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Fireflies Get Blown Out.
"I'm appalled by your lack ofinsight and sensitivity. I find your narrowminded and misguided views both cruel and offensive..." But all he heard was, "Bring it on, baby, bring it on."
"Tequila, compliments of the gentleman at the end of the bar."
"Coach is it time to send him in?"
Would you like to go out on a date? - 'No.' - 'Oh... are you already seeing someone?' - 'No.' - 'I don't get it...' -
'Why, yes, I am a Capricorn...how did you know?'
'If you're God's gift to women, I'd rather just have the money.'
'Buy me a drink, Mister?', 'Sorry, Miss, but I'm a married man. You know -- broke.'
"The desert does strange things to a man..."
'It was a little muffled, but it sounded like, â€˜Back off, moron, she's taken.'
'I wrote you a note in the third grade asking if you liked me or not. It dawned on me that you never answered me. Well?'
You're wasting your time, you're just not that good looking, yeah well neither are you...
Boyfriend? I've wasted half an hour chatting her up!
Knock on her door, say you were passing, no, that'll look like you're stalking her...well, you are!
Meditatation: I don't know your name but I feel very drawn to you...how about we go for a drink later?
Wow, it's Sue! Think of something spontaneous to say...
His films need to be viewed with a post modernist sense of irony...
Trick Candles - Blow out Sale.
Man wants to approach woman, but she wants to be left alone.
Having read that a smile uses 15 muscles, Harv goes for broke and uses 33.
'I can't help it if I'm not a loveable type. It's genetic. I come from a long line of IRS agents.'
'I don't care how Bipolar you are buddy...I just don't swing that way!'
Peel asked me on a date. - 'Is Peel the cutie from I.T.?' - 'Heh.' - 'No, he sits opposite him.' - 'The short tubby one?' - 'Eh?' - 'Yep.' - 'You poor thing!' - 'Hey! I'm stocky!!' -
Women love confident men, Peel. You've got to be assertive. - 'Assertive. Got it - grrr!!!' - 'Worship me!!!' - 'What the...?!' - 'So... get any action?' - 'Sort of.' -
'You're asking ME to go out on a date with YOU?!' 'Well, basically, but without the incredulity.'