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"Have you seen Martha lately? She's lost so much blubber on her new diet, she looks like an oceaned human.:
Went to market, stayed home, had roast beef, got squat, blubbered in a cab.
"Instead of killing the whale for its blubber, we're going to do a little lipo."
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'I'm not fat. . . I'm big blubbered.'
"Pollution? Noise? Better than whale oil."
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'Do I look fat to you? I mean more than usual for our blubbery species.'
'Great job! ? take the rest of the day off!'
"You said you wanted something different for dinner, so I made cream of whale soup."
'I dreamed last night that we had SALAD.'
"Look on the bright side -- At least it's gluten-free."
'The recipe calls for blubber, onion, carrot, olive oil, lemon and tomato. I left out the onion, carrot, olive oil, lemon and tomato.'
'We met at that new blubber restaurant downtown.'
Bob's Liposuction, Money for your Blubber.
'Under this blubber, pal, there are abs and muscle you wouldn't believe!'
If swimming is such a good way to lose weight, how do you explain whales?
'She's always blubbering about something!'
'I don't think there IS such a thing as low-fat whales.'
'Blubber is already supersized.'
'The polar bear cheese is good, but I prefer the walrus.'
Pregnant lady's shirt says 'Baby' with arrow pointing to tummy, Husband's shirt says 'Blubber' with arrow pointing to tummy
Look at this, it's a wonderful show...
'Not whale stew again.'
'That's it, Nanook. No more blubber for you!'
'Oh, quit blubbering about not finding any quality walrus fat in the city!'