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'Hi, I'm a blueprint.'
'This is the last time I leave my blueprints where my kid can get his hands on them.'
"This little squiggle? That's smoke coming out of the chimney."
'And right here we've left room for a possible school.'
"We need to think outside the pyramid."
"Cheer up! Things are sure to get better."
"I can build it. My price is 300 oxen and a flock of sheep. A roof would be 250 sheep extra."
The first Norman city planners find a smog cloud and decide to build London under it.
"And make sure the walls aren't built to scale."
"You got the plans upside down. . .This should be a well."
"Whatever the heck it is, it was built exactly to specifications."
"Make it eight thousand miles in diameter - That should give them plenty of room."
"'Sideboard'? I thought it said 'sideboob'."
The computer program made it look a lot bigger.
"Basically I like it, but lose the dormer winow!"
"It's meant to be a high rise... you've got the plans upside down."
Noah suddenly regrets using the IKEA flatpack end-of-the-world Ark design.