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The bluebird of passive-aggressiveness
'How can I be the symbol for happiness and be a blue bird?'
'I didn't know there was a blue heron of happiness.'
Blue Bird Diner food like mother used to regurgitate
'Happiness isn't really the point any more - I'm the Bluebird of COMPLIANCE.'
'Happiness isn't really an option any more - I'm the Bluebird of Complacency.'
'Hey! I'm a bird and I'm blue, so 2 outta 3 ain't bad! And if ya don't like, go screw yerself!'
'As we had hoped, it kills weevils instantly. It also kills blue birds, snow geese, ground hogs, manatees, butterflies, swordfish and Alaska king crabs. Will that be a problem?'
The Bluebird of Happiness meets the Brown Duck of Apathy