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"Hello there. I'm the bluebird of Orthodox Judaism. What do you say you get up, you put on t'fillin and you daven this morning?"
"Hi! I'm the bluebird of plea bargains."
"Happiness is not readily transmittable from bluebirds to humans."
"Hello. I'm the bluebird of good taste and I seem to be lost."
"Hi - I'm the bluebird of color-blindness."
"Good morning! I'm the Bluebird of self-regulation."
'Say, wasn't that the bluebird of happiness?'
"You've probably already guessed, ...I'm the bluebird of sloppiness."
"The Bluebird of Happiness is on his way. We're security."
"The Bluebird of Happiness is telling you that you'll be happier if you put some birdseed on the windowsill."
"Hello, I'm the bluebird of quiet resignation."
'I thought the bluebird of happiness was supposed to cheer me up.'
"The 'bluebird of this is as good as it gets'? really?"
The Bluebird of Nothingness.
"They think it's easy being the bleedin' bluebird of happiness!"
"I said I'm the bluebird of happiness. I didn't say I'm the bluebird of fun."
'I didn't know there was a blue heron of happiness.'
'Money won't make you happy.'
"Yeah, I'm the Bluebird of Happiness, but I'm on my break right now.'
'I've given up on looking for the bluebird of happiness. . . I'd settle for the chicken of contentment!'
'Hello, I'm the bluebird of happiness and... Oh-h, never mind.'
'Hey! I'm a bird and I'm blue, so 2 outta 3 ain't bad! And if ya don't like, go screw yerself!'
'Hi. The Bluebird of Happiness retired. I'm the Bluebird of Things Could Be Worse.'
"Oh, that's my cousin. I'm the Bluebird of Mid-Life Existential Despair!"
Bluebird of Happiness/Pucebird of Malaise