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Man About To Swat Fly With Live Frog
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"What I wouldn't give to be a fly on a different wall."
Man tries to swat fly, which says: 'Can't we talk about this?'
Swatting The Fly Doesn't Work So The Man Eats It
Tags:flies, fly, bug, bugs, insect, insects, blue bottle, bluebottle, blue bottles, blue bottles, horseflies, horsefly, horse flies, horseflies, mosquito, mosquitoes, flyswat, fly swat, frog, frogs, amphibian, amphibians, amphibious, animal, animals, animal handling, tool, tools, right tool for the job, usage, using, using it wrong, knowing and understanding, understand, know, tongue, gross, gross out
"I've come to stage in my life-cycle where just landing on stuff isn't good enough anymore."
How Insects Get Their Names: Bluebottle Fly/Robber Fly/Lady Bug/Dung Beetle/Spittlebugs/Stink Bug/Click Beetle.
White bottles / brown bottles / green bottles / blue bottles.
'Of course I don't mind you vomiting all over your food, but do you have to be so noisy about it?'
'At home with the blue-arsed flies 2009.'
'I went fly fishing yesterday. I caught a 5lb blue bottle.'
'hey man, this is good sht'
Fly says to another: 'This is so Kafkaesque.'
'Ugh! I think it's past its sell-by date.'
'Looks like Steve's talking crap again.'
'But you know how I feel about you bringing your work home with you!'
'We've just been invited to a 'bring a bluebottle' party!'
"You're under arrest. . . fly tipping."
"Don't just stand there Howard - SWAT IT!!!"
"Looks like some sicko made a SWATTING call."
Tags:swat call, swat calls, fly swatter, fly swatters, fly swatting, pranks, hoaxes, prankster, pranksters, insects, swat, swatting, fly, prank, hoax, flies, bluebottle, insect, sicko, squashed, bug, splatter, splattered, swatted, housefly, blowfly, swat team, swat teams, bugs, swat team, swat teams
"I hate these 'fly-on-the-wall' type documentaries...they're nothing like real life...!"
"I'd like one of those bluebottles you've got in the window, please..."
"Are you sure it's vegan?"
Tags:vegan, vegans, vegetarians, poo, poos, flies, bug, bugs, wildlife, fussy eater, fussy eaters, picky eater, picky eaters, picky eating, fussy eating, veganism, vegetarian, vegetarianism, food, turd, flies, bluebottle, fly, bluebottles, insects, poo, food, fussy, eating, foodstuff, trend, trendy, foodie, foodies
"Oh well, suppose I'd better go - time's fun when you're having flies..."
"I remember when all this was hair..."
Tags:flies, fly, buzzing over, husband, husbands, bald head, bald heads, hair loss, hair-loss, boyfriends, male pattern baldness, boyfriend, partner, bald, male-pattern baldness, thinning on top, history, memory, memories, armchair, reminiscence, stories, bluebottle, pest, mozzie, mosquito, nostalgia, nostalgic