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"As if your first clapping faux pas wasn't egregious enough."
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"Jeez, did we ever goof!"
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Damn the Dam
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Of all its controversial decisions, the Supreme Court makes its biggest blunder putting the 5'0" Ruth Bader Ginsburg at shortstop in a game against the Baltimore Orioles.
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'I'd fire you, but anticipating your next blunder really keeps the company jazzed.'
'I believe, working together, we can turn this organization around a full 360 degrees.'
"Maybe you shouldn't send out e-mails when you're tired."
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'Your husband was in the rough...I mean...it was rough going there for a while, but he played through, um, pulled through just fine and the operation left only one small divot...er...uh...scar that barely shows.'
'Misery only loves company if the company does't know any specifics.'
'That's Mitch's Event. I can't watch.'
Mitt and his blinder full of women.
'It's not my job to worry about the 47% of Americans who are irresponsible. Wait I didn't state that very elegantly. It's not my job to worry about the 47% of Americans who are irresponsible.'
"By some blunder the box contained not a model XR500 bomber, but the real thing"
If only I had noticed the cow in the teleporter, I'd be accepting the Nobel prize now!
"We went from blunder to thunder."
"His name is Ambassador Dickel, not Mister Pickle."
"'Statistics will prove anything' is right, Carruthers. They prove you screwed up."
"Now that we've invented language, we'll have to be careful about gaffes."
Harry Potter toy manufacturer.
'A muzzle will end your gaffes. . .You only need to wear it while campaigning in the U.S. and on trips abroad.'
'What shall we watch - best security videos of 2013 or operating room bloopers, blunders and bleeps?'
"You used a four wood on a hundred yard chip shot?!!! You ARE crazy!!"
'Dad, I found this funy video in the gift shop. It's your surgeon's 'Operating Room Blunders, Bloopers, and Bleepers'!'
'First the good news, your portfolio was selected for Wall Street's Bloopers and Blunders.''
Going to his great Aunt's funeral, Clive accidentally put on a happy face.