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Man Comes In From The Rain Looking The Exact Same
"Is that it? I don't have my contacts in."
Tags:contacts, contact lens, contact lenses, vision, vision problem, vision problems, vision trouble, vision troubles, focus, out of focus, blur, blurry, fantasy, uncertain, uncertainty, quest, quests, fantasy, direction, directions, ask directions, asking directions, eyesight, optometrist, optometrists, optometry, optician, opticians, glasses, spectacles, eyeglasses
'OK, Doug, don't tell Bill because he'll fire me, but everything a foot in front of my face is a blur.'
Tags:baseball, base ball, umpire, ump, umpires, blind, cant see, not fit for the job, not fit for work, baseball umpire, baseball ump, referee, referees, refereeing, refereed, ref, mistake, mistaken, blur, blurry, blurred, eyesight, eye sight, poor eyesight, poor eye sight, in the bleachers, bleachers, in the bleachers
'Major confession, Sid. Ready for this? If I didn't know it was you standing three feet away, you'd be nothing more than a blur...'
'Quick - tell me something about yourself not on your resume that will snap you into focus.'
'I called you in, Jim, because I'm worried that you might be losing your focus!'
'Well, I've managed to get rid of the annoying double vision effect on your T.V.'
'They're not out of focus. They're just fuzzy memories.'
"Another school year! Yay!"
Tags:baldo, school year, first day of school, high school, high schooler, high schoolers, slacker, slackers, slacking, funny, humor, sarcasm, sarcastic, try to be funny, tries to be funny, trying to be funny, fantasy, blur, blurs, blurring, reality, bleed into, bleeds into, bleeding into, reluctant, reluctance
'So cool: Even with the 'action shot' setting, the photos of you running are still blurry...'
'My God, Dorothy, you look stunning when I take my glasses off.'
Camels heading towards Oasis.
Artist's car collisions.
You look so good you could be on television...in fact you're already blurred.
"Gawd, Doris, you look BEAUTIFUL when you're all blurred and fuzzy!"