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Man Comes In From The Rain Looking The Exact Same
'In my opinion your blurred vision is caused by the axe in your head. But you may want a second opinion.'
"Well, looks like it's time for eyeglasses."
'Oh, yes. Dave does have a photographic memory. But his memories usually come out all blurred and underdeveloped.'
'OK, Doug, don't tell Bill because he'll fire me, but everything a foot in front of my face is a blur.'
'Major confession, Sid. Ready for this? If I didn't know it was you standing three feet away, you'd be nothing more than a blur...'
'Well, I've managed to get rid of the annoying double vision effect on your T.V.'
'My God, Dorothy, you look stunning when I take my glasses off.'
'Now watch our sales increase.'
You look so good you could be on television...in fact you're already blurred.